omg OMG OMFG omg shfksahf

[coelacanth_M]

i think loren coleman may be attending tonight's kayo dot performance in maine!!!






OMG

!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!


okay, i am going to faint.

 

[xfer]

is that the guy who offered to give you a private tour of his museum?

 

[coelacanth_M]

i'm going to give him my prized chupacabras keychains from mexico and a tsuchinoko t-shirt! (he said he would display our shirt in his cryptozoology museum!)

 

[coelacanth_M]

YES, he's like one of the modern-day GODFATHER OF CRYPTOZOOLOGY (bernard heuvelsmans was the past godfather.)

 

[coelacanth_M]

note: the chupacabras has very large, puzzling breasts

 

[coelacanth_M]

should i bring "mysterious america" or "cryptozoology A-Z" for him to sign?

 

[TheNewChupe]

note: the chupacabras has very large, puzzling breasts

i'm working out, i swear.

 

[goatschool]

wow.

 

[TheNewChupe]

beardy spice #3! take pictures of all bearded kayo doodz.

seriously, this is really cool! he's written a lot of interesting (looking, as i've not read them) books.

 

[coelacanth_M]

should i give him my fiji mermaid mini replica figurine too, or would that be stupid since he owns the original PT barnum mermaid anyway?

 

[xfer]

hah nice

keep in mind i don't have my digital camera for this mini-tour...my parents borrowed it and went to f'in Italy. soooo someone else will have to be on picture duty! (or you'll have to hand me a disposable camera and instructions)

 

[xfer]

i think the shirt and keychains are plenty.

 

[coelacanth_M]

once i sent a friendster invitation to loren, and he mistakingly thought i was inviting him to be on a dating site with me. then he told me that i was fat too young for him and that he was already seeing someone else. bwaha!

we got that cleared up.
i hope.

 

[coelacanth_M]

wait, he didn't tell me i was fat.
i meant "far"

hmmmm alex, i have a digital camera. could you possibly take pics tonight with it for me?

 

[coelacanth_M]

loren coleman did not want to be a frienster friend

 

[xfer]

sure, mia, just show me how to use it, et cetera.

 

[TheNewChupe]

man, even loren coleman is on friendster. i'm out of the loop.

 

[xfer]

when even the Pope is hipper than you, you know you're square, Eric.

 

[coelacanth_M]

you don't think that by me giving him chupacabras keychains with huge breasts, he won't misinterpret that as me wanting to show him my breasts, do you?

i'm sort of paranoid after that friendster misunderstanding.

 

[coelacanth_M]

i wish the pope were on friendster.
i'd friendster him.