OPETH: Irving Plaza - Friday night

[MadeInNewJersey]

Alright, who's going? I know me & JayKeeley are going, I'm pretty sure Dark One is coming up from Philly...who else? Zod? Demonspell? I'm sure you guys will be there, right?

More importantly, are there any CHICKS coming who are willing to sneak my recording gear in for me?

 

[Demonspell]

I will definitely be there, I've had my Opeth albums spinning all week in preparation...

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Ok, so there will be 3 people there apparently.

 

[Dark One]

Hell yeah I'll be there. Count Scott in too.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

What about Jim, that hair-brushing queer.

 

[JayKeeley]

It's the same crowd as last year, heh.

I remember those chicks turning up for Paradise Lost. Bloody hell...goth chicks galore.

 

[Dark One]

Wish he was coming but can't due to his funds situation. I'm hooking him up with a ticket and beers just so he can come with me to tomorrow's show at the Troc in Philly.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I don't think we'll have that problem this year, though maybe Moonspell attracts that crowd to a degree.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Doesn't Jim have a job? Sheesh, I'm the one with no money. :zombie:

 

[Dark One]

that hair-brushing queer.

Heh, it's funny you mention that. I'm so sick and tired of pulling 3 pounds of hair out of the drain every day.

 

[JayKeeley]

Wish he was coming but can't due to his funds situation. I'm hooking him up with a ticket and beers just so he can come with me to tomorrow's show at the Troc in Philly.

So this is the third time you're seeing Opeth on this tour alone!? My word, you could be Opeth17's dad.

 

[Dark One]

Doesn't Jim have a job? Sheesh, I'm the one with no money. :zombie:

Dude I know, I asked him about 20 times but he said he just can't. Scott even got his sister and our friend Anthony to come up to split the room costs and hang out. (They won't be at the show, but they'll be up for the weekend).

 

[Dark One]

So this is the third time you're seeing Opeth on this tour alone!? My word, you could be Opeth17's dad.

Heh, yeah, I guess, but in my defense this really hot chick named Suzanna called me out of the blue and said she was going to the D.C. show because she was gonna be out of town (Philly) this week and didn't want to miss the tour. She said she'd drive too, so I was like......... "hmmmmmmm...... uh..... Fuck yeah!!"

Plus, she got me on the guest list too, so I paid for my beers and that's all.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Scott has a sister? Is she gay too? No wait, Jim's got the hot sister, right? I can't remember anything.

 

[JayKeeley]

Scott's gay?

 

[Dark One]

Scott has a sister? Is she gay too? No wait, Jim's got the hot sister, right? I can't remember anything.

Awww man, ouch! Nah, she's pretty cool, married, but cool. Jim's sister's cool too, and about 7 ft tall to boot!

I just hope I don't hook up with Scott's sister in a drunken stuper and wake up arm in arm with Scooter boy.

 

[Dark One]

Scott's gay?

No one knows for sure what he is, not even him. BTW, he's entering the seminary in August. Yep, our boy's gonna be a priest, yet still hang out with Dark Funeral fans.

 

[JayKeeley]

I just hope I don't hook up with Scott's sister in a drunken stuper and wake up arm in arm with Scooter boy.

Planes Trains & Automobiles:

Steve Martin wakes up in motel room next to John Candy...

"Why have you got your arm around me...?"
"I don't know"
"Where's your other arm?"
"Between two pillows".
"Those aren't pillows!".

 

[Dark One]

Planes Trains & Automobiles:

Steve Martin wakes up in motel room next to John Candy...

"Why have you got your arm around me...?"
"I don't know"
"Where's your other arm?"
"Between two pillows".
"Those aren't pillows!".

Classic scene, classic movie. I just have no desire to re-enact it. Heh.

 

[JayKeeley]

No one knows for sure what he is, not even him. BTW, he's entering the seminary in August. Yep, our boy's gonna be a priest, yet still hang out with Dark Funeral fans.

OK so what we have here is a gay priest that listens to Dark Funeral.

Catholics these days...I dunno what to make of them.