Opeth Sign To Elitist

Lee_B

Readin' me posts are ya?
May 16, 2001
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Surbiton. The Posh bit
www.elitistrecords.co.uk
We brokered a deal.





Advance: As much lard as they could eat and a lifetime supply of gay porn.

Royalties: Yeah, right..All the money goes to me.

Touring: I have bought an old Ice Cream van and converted it for sleeping 4 people. You'll know when Opeth are in town when they try and sell you a 99 with sprinkles.

merch: I have cut a deal with the guy from the local Indian shop. He promised that he could overwrite the print on the 200 boxes of Samantha Fox shirts he has with an Opeth logo. I believe him.
 
yeah, from now on i will be forever waiting with baited breath for the sounds of 'greensleaves' coming down the street. somehow elitist seems such an appropriate label for the band... :rolleyes: