We brokered a deal.
Advance: As much lard as they could eat and a lifetime supply of gay porn.
Royalties: Yeah, right..All the money goes to me.
Touring: I have bought an old Ice Cream van and converted it for sleeping 4 people. You'll know when Opeth are in town when they try and sell you a 99 with sprinkles.
merch: I have cut a deal with the guy from the local Indian shop. He promised that he could overwrite the print on the 200 boxes of Samantha Fox shirts he has with an Opeth logo. I believe him.
Advance: As much lard as they could eat and a lifetime supply of gay porn.
Royalties: Yeah, right..All the money goes to me.
Touring: I have bought an old Ice Cream van and converted it for sleeping 4 people. You'll know when Opeth are in town when they try and sell you a 99 with sprinkles.
merch: I have cut a deal with the guy from the local Indian shop. He promised that he could overwrite the print on the 200 boxes of Samantha Fox shirts he has with an Opeth logo. I believe him.