Own Pictures Thread

[CliffBurton]

You can almost see the herpes around her lips in her display pic.

 

[jmbullet]

there is no herpes around my lips, sir

I'm clean.

 

[Turbo]

He was talking about the ones attached to your undercarriage.

 

[The Emptier]

 

[jmbullet]

He was talking about the ones attached to your undercarriage.

I'm not stupid, I knew that's what he meant. That's why I said I'm clean. I don't sleep with people who have herpes, or any other STD for that matter. And I use condoms all the time.

 

[Turbo]

I'm not stupid,

You play the part extremely well.

 

[Works0fheart]

 

[StoneWoman]

I've always wondered how come you guys here on the board, like, all of you, are so nice and kind and polite and stuff.

 

[jmbullet]

That's why I love COBOT

 

[Crabstick]

^^Yeah me too

 

[Turbo]

And I use condoms all the time.

So you have a cock?

 

[jmbullet]

So you have a cock?

oh please... you know, using a condom also means making sure your partner puts one on. Because technically, if you're getting fucked, you're also using the condom for protection.

Besides, I don't trust my boyfriend for putting it on correctly, so I always put it on him to make sure there is no air inside so it can't burst.

 

[The Emptier]

please stop

 

[Turbo]

Besides, I don't trust my boyfriend for putting it on correctly,

Sounds like the sort of person who makes the mistake of putting it into your ear rather than your vag. Sexual activity is not what the guy needs, he needs a fucking wheelchair.

 

[vikk]

 

[Works0fheart]

Sounds like the sort of person who makes the mistake of putting it into your ear rather than your vag. Sexual activity is not what the guy needs, he needs a fucking wheelchair.

lol'd fucking hard.

I've had more pregnancey scares with condoms really:Smug:

Always too rough and they break =S

 

[jmbullet]

Sounds like the sort of person who makes the mistake of putting it into your ear rather than your vag. Sexual activity is not what the guy needs, he needs a fucking wheelchair.

nah he's not retarded. He's one of the most intelligent persons I've ever met. But he's not as careful as I am for things like that, because he doesn't really care if the condom bursts, as it wouldnt really be his problem.

 

[The Emptier]

fucking a' this conversation needs to stop, sex scares me

 

[Turbo]

because he doesn't really care if the condom bursts, as it wouldnt really be his problem.

It would be his problem. He wont be able to inflate the condom after use and make a pretty giraffe out of it.

 

[Turbo]

fucking a' this conversation needs to stop, sex scares me

Only when it involves your mums best friend...
























...your dad.