paaartty!1!

Hey kinf goirhcnhard.

Whe iut comes to dfiurnk threwsds, I am the kinf.

Non one beats me when it comes dfown to drunk threads,

Og yeah, fuck hyour colts navatar and tuvkin payton manning,

Bengalsd sit kreing, motherfucker!!!
 
You know what vitch?

I wuiill fucking own you whe it comes to drinking?!

I am the fucking mast6er when it comes to that6 shit!

i HAVW SEEN your haqllenge and I willn raise it to douijblr motheruvckder!!!

Your just a bad speller when drunk. The king is inventive aswell.

You lose.
 
I was blasting Man Must Die last night while playing beer pong/ruit. I missed a couple shots in a row and in a severely intoxicated rage I took my frustration out on my wall. This morning my fist didn't hurt nearly as bad as you might think.

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Well I'm off to Home Depot.