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[Conspicuously Absent]

beer? drugs? ummm... a naked picture of one of you guys (so she thinks he's gay) i dunno what else.

 

[Hell Mike]

yeah it'd have to be one of us guys so she'll know he's an authentic homofag, can't be some random interweb gaysex, no siree.................................... I seriously don't want to know how far (OR UN-FAR) it is from newfoundland to BC!! (k across the country but still, I was insinuating that you really really want to see the pictures and this is one great big unfunny post so I'll keep it up)
Don't really wanna send drugs internationally, call me a pussy all you want.. More tips! Or well, I'll start a dedicated thread when/if the time has come

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I dunno, maybe just a picture of you in clothes making kissy faces? hahahaha

i'm not really sure. and yea. drugs wouldn't work. Beer would be expensive to send. hrmmm.. not sure what else

 

[NAD]

My package to NAD cost 24€, that's more than what he paid for the CDs inside, and I'm not counting all the random candies and shit

hahaha oh man, you're definitely getting an e-blowjob now.

 

[Trylakos]

my mom is really GRR at that shit. My friend downloaded weird porn on my computer and she found it. Thankfully I made him delete the dog porn

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

dog porn!? WHAT. THE. FUCK!?

Fucking newfies.

 

[Trylakos]

dog porn!? WHAT. THE. FUCK!?

Fucking newfies.

"New Finland" now apparently he did it to piss me off. and he succeeded

 

[Hell Mike]

weird porn it is! I wonder where (stores, not interweb) you can buy that stuff

 

[lizard]

haha I dunno if I told you guys I created a fake email account by an individual named "Tony Steele" and was downloading wierd porn and emailing it with the tony steele account to these guys in my office who kept putting wierd shit in my startup directory...so I got a vid of a woman and a pig having sex and emailed it to our sys admin, who got caught playing it and he got a letter of reprimand

paybacks a bitch aint it.

that was before the system nazis were in power. good times.

 

[SonOfNun]

haha I dunno if I told you guys I created a fake email account by an individual named "Tony Steele" and was downloading wierd porn and emailing it with the tony steele account to these guys in my office who kept putting wierd shit in my startup directory...so I got a vid of a woman and a pig having sex and emailed it to our sys admin, who got caught playing it and he got a letter of reprimand

paybacks a bitch aint it.

that was before the system nazis were in power. good times.

This thread rules.

 

[Guthrum]

haha I dunno if I told you guys I created a fake email account by an individual named "Tony Steele" and was downloading wierd porn and emailing it with the tony steele account to these guys in my office who kept putting wierd shit in my startup directory...so I got a vid of a woman and a pig having sex and emailed it to our sys admin, who got caught playing it and he got a letter of reprimand

paybacks a bitch aint it.

that was before the system nazis were in power. good times.

Never saw this post before.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i feel much, much, MUCH sadness. he was one of the best, not to mention derick and myself's #1 fan.

i had hoped to meet lizard one day, while wearing lederhosen and juggling coconuts.

again he was one of the very best, and it's very frustrating to know he's not here anymore. my sig's staying for good.

RIP Liz...(one special vagina pic coming up.)....(not of mine)

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

hahahahahah his quotes ruled all!

 

[dorian gray]

haha I dunno if I told you guys I created a fake email account by an individual named "Tony Steele" and was downloading wierd porn and emailing it with the tony steele account to these guys in my office who kept putting wierd shit in my startup directory...so I got a vid of a woman and a pig having sex and emailed it to our sys admin, who got caught playing it and he got a letter of reprimand

paybacks a bitch aint it.

that was before the system nazis were in power. good times.

Sheer brilliance! Every single one of liz's posts had this same quality.

 

[Reign in Acai]

cthulufhtagn, your point of view would carry more weight if your avatar didn't look like a cutting room floor frame from a gay porn flick