Pale Haunt Departure Shirts?

I'd like to request ND thongs in XXLs. Some of us with more junk in our trunks would also like to have our privates covered with the logo. Or perhaps "The Pale Haunt Deporkture".

Seriously, the incredible album artwork on a shirt would be sweet.
 
Tom: Wolftribe is disinvited to any and all future ND listening parties at my place due to rampant sexism. You on the other hand get his booze!
 
Yes. Wolftribe was temporairily reinvited but had the offer revoked when he failed a sensitivity training seminar.