So you remember I told you about a party story I had?
So...last week. Tuesday night and I'm at my friends birthday party. I'm in college the next day at 1pm. BAD. But we get kicked out this party at like 11pm!!!! RAGIN'! So some guy says "party back at mines!" and I dutifully oblige because I'm stupid and cannae turn down a chance for alcohol consumption!!!!
So my manfriend can't go because he has work at 9am. So he bails. But his mum drives the rest of us to the party. So there are 5 of us.
So by this point, I have consumed 2 litres of cider and 6 bottles of beer and flirted with the guy in the Indians where I was getting pakora XD
So we sit up. I further consume another 2 litres of cider, a pint of vodka and coke, a Jack Daniels and coke and 3 bottles of beer. I puke in the guys toilet. Then I go and wake up his flatmate and make him sit with us in the living room
So it's like 3am. And we are all STEAMIN' and inevitably the weaker have fell asleep/passed out...so we did something bad.
LOL. Notice the banana and the vaseline
Good times.
So I fall asleep too. And I wake up the next day. I have NO IDEA where I am never mind what time it is. I don't have a phone, I have £2.40 in my pocket and that's IT. So I'm feeling SHIT as you may imagine. So I'm the only person left in the living room and I just leave without saying anything. I feel SO sick. So I leave, go down stairs and spy a lollypop lady! So I go over and ask her where I am and she looks at me like a right idiot!!!! She tells me I'm in Paisley (about 10 miles from where I live!!!) and I figure it's about 8.30am because she helps children cross the road to school and school starts at 9am.
So I ask directions to the train station...and I walk for like a mile and a half til I see it and then dash into a wee shop to get some Lucozade to help me feel more human!! So I get it and slowly sip it til the train comes. I get on it, along with all the well dressed business people heading to Glasgow to go to work.
So we pass one train station, two, three....and I am feeling increasingly sick. So we are just pulling into Glasgow Central when it hits me. I NEED to be sick. NOW. So I throw up ALL over the seat next to me. It looked like just alcohol. It smelt like cider >.< EURGH. So I felt a bit better once I was off the train and back into the fresh air...but I knew I was going to be sick again when I got on my bus. So I sat up the back of the bus. It was pretty quiet. And I threw up three times on the 10 minute bus journey home.
So I get home and I need to puke again. And my dad is in the shower, so I ran to the kitchen and threw up in the sink. >.<
So my mum phoned college for me and told them I was ill. I lay on the sofa all day and she brought me in a bucket, a blanket and a hot water bottle ^_^
And I haven't really properly drank since!!!!
xx Kirsty