Peanut Butter

[Ross]

peanut butter is the equivalent of eating rhinoceros feces

 

[Dak]

peanut butter is the equivalent of eating rhinoceros feces

fail.

 

[Bitencourt29]

creamy peanut butter ftw

 

[Omni]

I like chunky peanut butter more.

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

chunky, and there's a whole lot of amazing food that English people pretty much don't know anything about but yet think can go die so you guys don't even deserve peanut butter at all tbh.

 

[mutantllama]

wat

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

you live in Maine. Maine is crappy too. gtfo

 

[Zephyrus]

I will murder your entire family.

 

[mutantllama]

and all his friends, and then I will rape him with a wooden giant spoon.

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

• OCI casts Reeses Miniatures Shield of War

 

[mutantllama]

ML uses Stygian on OCI, and it decreases his armor, until I finally kill him.

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

OCI = luminescent astral wizard spirit (see avatar)

your physical offensives are ineffective

you are possessed

you are made to eat Reeses Big Cups until your stomach chamber bursts within your grotesque flesh-frame

you are dead


OCI collects your wooden spoon and stores it away for later use in a Peanut Butter Cheesecake mix

 

[Ender Rises]

The only peanut butter I go for is Reese's. Those things are cumtastic.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

That's some weird fucking peanut butter they use though.

 

[Ender Rises]

It fucking works, though. Reese's is the perfect candy, it's even in their ads.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

i prefer chunky but reeses creamy peanut butter is cum worthy

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I dont care either way, but creamy is damn delicious.

 

[CAIRATH]

I wish they had Reese's here in Europe. A friend of mine from the US sent me some once and they were pretty awesome.

ps- creamy.
pps- people who are allergic to peanuts fail at life.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

regular reeses
reeses trees and big eggs

 

[Einherjar86]

"Apparently they have 'extreme chunky;' I went and bought a jar, opened it: it was just peanuts."
~Jim Gaffigan

I prefer creamy. I enjoy eating peanuts, but nuts in another form of food: awful. Cookies, brownies, salad, whatever... if it has nuts, I hate it. Same goes for peanut butter; I prefer it to be creamy.

I also despire raisins in anything (except Raisin Bran). Raisins and nuts; they ruin good food.