people who never get old

[Super Mahrio]

i know..lol! that man will never die...hes a vampire or something

 

[Dead Winter]

Seriously, does anyone know his real age? Isn't he around 80-something? The thing is, it doesn't look like he's had THAT much plastic surgery, either.

 

[Brooks]

 

[Dead_Lioness]

 

[Super Mahrio]

 

[Morganna]

also

I'm starting to think Dick and Dracula are one in the same.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm starting to think Dick and Dracula are one in the same.

Dickula?

 

[Altitudes]

Shame on all of you who forgot about this everlasting man:

This gangsta did miracles, died for your sins, and preached the lord's word. Sweet ass shit.

 

[Captain Beard]

He also stole from every religion before him and proof about him ever existing is dubious at best.

 

[Anvil]

Fuck Jesus.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

not to mention he was a dirty jew

 

[Altitudes]

On a slightly unrelated note, I want this shirt:

 

[Morganna]

Dickula?

hahah, that will be his new name now.

 

[Lunar Still]

 

[Captain Beard]

He may not get old, but he can get as wrinkled as an old man, Itellyuhwut.

 

[Morganna]

That is one sexy man that will never get old.

 

[Lunar Still]

ANCK-SU-NAMUN

 

[Lunar Still]

That is one sexy man that will never get old.

He's Billy Zane's South African counterpart!

 

[Morganna]

*Whimpers*

Russel you have inspired me to add more sexy things that don't get old.

One more sexy to grow on

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

thats just gay