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damnromulans

Klingons do not faint
Feb 2, 2010
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What are some of the craziest/worst/most outlandish things you've done/considered doing/want to do for money?
 
Some friends and I camped outside a Target on the night before the PS3's release to be among the first to buy it (they were only shipping ~10 to each store at the time), then immediately sold our boxes on Ebay for 50%+ profit.

Of things I consider doing, the only thing that really applies is that I still hold ambitions of making it big in the music business.
 
That's fantastic.

I was hoping more people would have funny anecdotes. Mine are too embarrassing to write down.
 
Well, I had the idea to make a big bet that Grant wouldn't lose his virginity before a certain age, but then I realized no body would bet against me, so there goes that.
 
Still there now?

I am considering working part time as a dominatrix, since I really enjoy insulting people and sometimes hitting them. I can't decide which mildly racist theme to use in my fake name. Geisha, Mei Ling, Dog Eater...well, maybe not Dog Eater.
 
God, no.

I enlisted when I was 18 and served my three years and have never looked back. I hated every moment of it and every possible aspect of what I was engaged in.

I then spent a few years working as carpenter, farming houses, etc. As of right now, I attend university.
 
God, no.

I enlisted when I was 18 and served my three years and have never looked back. I hated every moment of it and every possible aspect of what I was engaged in.

I then spent a few years working as carpenter, farming houses, etc. As of right now, I attend university.

What was the worst part, other than the obvious constant danger of getting blown up? I always imagined if I were in the military I would just HATE my coworkers
 
I am considering working part time as a dominatrix, since I really enjoy insulting people and sometimes hitting them. I can't decide which mildly racist theme to use in my fake name. Geisha, Mei Ling, Dog Eater...well, maybe not Dog Eater.

Whipyou Longtime
 
What was the worst part, other than the obvious constant danger of getting blown up? I always imagined if I were in the military I would just HATE my coworkers

Suppressing my urges to question authority was a major issue. I also spent quite a bit of time in therapy dealing with issues regarding to certain actions I had to take while under fire, i.e. taking another human life, etc.

Others here have been in the military and may have seen action. I'm not very eloquent, or erudite for that matter, when asked to describe my experiences in the army or overseas.
 
Ive thought of becoming a male whore many time, but I've never pulld through.

Also, after reading Dostoyevsky's "Notes from the Underground", I've seriously pondered living on the street...( opposite spectrum)

forgive me, Im drunk
 
Well, I had the idea to make a big bet that Grant wouldn't lose his virginity before a certain age, but then I realized no body would bet against me, so there goes that.

you're so mean. i love it :tickled:
I think your posts are the only ones i'm going to miss while im on my self-imposed exile from the net. do me a fave and take care of ylyl for me.

I think the time is right to leave
I'll see everybody in a year or so! :wave:

100 bucks krampus won't be posting here when I return :p
 
you're so mean. i love it :tickled:
I think your posts are the only ones i'm going to miss while im on my self-imposed exile from the net. do me a fave and take care of ylyl for me.

I think the time is right to leave
I'll see everybody in a year or so! :wave:

100 bucks krampus won't be posting here when I return :p

There goes my pipeline for killer underground metal :(