Pipe dream money schemes

[rms]

I joined the Army and went to Afghanistan. :Spin:

what was your MOS?

 

[Dak]

He said 3 years, I assume he lives in another NATO country.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

I'm Canadian.

 

[rms]

He said 3 years, I assume he lives in another NATO country.

oh, armys got 3 yr enlistment tho

 

[Dak]

Pussies

TBF, I knew a Marine who somehow wrangled a 2 yr enlistment. No one else can figure out how it happened.

 

[Matt]

Here's a pipe dream of mine: anyone want to buy an xbox that has the 3 red rings? I'll give it to any one of yall if I get a good offer. Fix it up and play it or sell for twice the amount you paid!!!!!!11111111zomg

 

[Dak]

I'll give ya 20$ for it, if you haven't already done anything with it yet.

 

[Matt]

That is like, no where near its worth, even with its condition. Everything else functions perfectly.

 

[Dak]

Actually TBF, the going rate on ebay is around 35$ + shipping. 3 Rings isn't always possible to fix.

 

[rms]

Pussies

TBF, I knew a Marine who somehow wrangled a 2 yr enlistment. No one else can figure out how it happened.

there's so many sketchy fucking lies in the contract system, there's a guy here right now with a 15 month contract..people getting more than a 10k bonus per year..Army is a big ball of fucking lies man

2 years 6 months to go!

 

[Dak]

Generally what I understand is that what happens is these different incentives are out there, but recruiters generally just keep them up their sleeve as a last ditch effort to make numbers if they need to, which they almost never do. People who enlist who have senior staff or officers in their family get hooked up because Major Uncle or Master Sergeant Daddy makes some phone calls.