Played out packagae tours

Which of these tours do you find the most amusing.

  • Poison, Cinderella, Winger, Faster Pussycat (the consumate hair musicians tour)

    Votes: 5 55.6%
  • Rock Never Stops (at a venue that holds more than 200 people) tour: Tesla, Vince Meal, Jackyl, and S

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • And hitting a county fair near you!! Warrant, Dokken, and Slaughter!!!!!

    Votes: 3 33.3%

  • Total voters
    9

TD

HAS INTEGRITY
On the one hand, I really despise these bands because they sucked the first time around, now they are fat and bald. And also, they took the metal name and sort of ruined it. For every person that thinks of Metallica when you say "metal" some other asshole says "like ratt or poison" But, I also find it amusing that these bands get together every summer and tour together, with no new music, just the same skanks that went to thier shows in 1988, just older and balder like the bands themselves. So which of these shows do you find most amusing. Which one could lead you to the parking lot of whatever venue the tour is hitting so you could count the ripped spandex and mullets:grin:
 
Well... sometimes I´m glad that I live in Europe... and these bands could never make it to here... :)
Seriously: amusing? I don´t know. If your question was "which tour sucks the most ass" I wouldn´t vote either because my choice would be all three.
 
Death to Warrant and Slaughter!!!! And a quick one, too, not this slow, painful death that we are witnessing...

Actually, I wouldn't mind the Rock Never Stops tour...if it was Skid Row with Bach. I liked Tesla, some of Jackyl's stuff, and Skid Row's Slave to the Grind was a great album.
 
Originally posted by nafnikufesin
Death to Warrant and Slaughter!!!! And a quick one, too, not this slow, painful death that we are witnessing...

Actually, I wouldn't mind the Rock Never Stops tour...if it was Skid Row with Bach. I liked Tesla, some of Jackyl's stuff, and Skid Row's Slave to the Grind was a great album.

Yeah, the amusing part to me here is the fact that Skid Row are opening for Tesla, Vince Meal, and Jackyl...............geesh, what a bill

Oh yeah, I forgot, on the tour with Dokken, Warrant, and Slaughter, you also get RATT! WOO HOO, Ratt baby. Now, I'm not sure if this Ratt with the scab replacement singing, or Ratt's original singer calling himself Ratt, but one must ask themself "does it really make it a difference?" Also included in the "rockfest" (what an original name, the promoters must be working over time on this tour) is LA Guns (pardon me, I've forgotten thier "hit"??) and FIREHOUSE :lol:
 
HA! Didn't they come complete with teeny bopper names like "P.J." and what not. They opened for KISS one time many moons ago.....OMG I had to go out to the smoker section and sit that one out.......... "Reach for the sky" Brat, "or I will shoot you down in the blink of an eye" (what a lyrical genius LOL)