I think the album speaks for itself, but since it has been struck dumb by Wyvern's gayness and lyingness

I'll speak for it. I'd say the dark, atmospheric songs and brooding lyrics are a nice, original twist for Maiden, and is nicely complimented by Blaze Bayley's deep, booming voice. Couple that with the classic Maiden formula of an epic with riff after riff strung together, the galloping rhythms, cool air guitaring harmonies and solos and general headbanging goodness, and you're onto a winner. Anyone who disagrees is a fool