plz summarize the last 2 wks for me in haiku form

[avi]

me:

four thirty am
samosa barks for breakfast
ev'ry fucking day

 

[FalseTodd]

Premium Members

Better than regular folk

I have joined their ranks

 

[FalseTodd]

Saturnix squabbled

Preppy hates Alex again

So "The more things change..."

 

[FalseTodd]

Kleo has a crush

(Punching me on the playground)

Still wants to fuck Greg

 

[avi]

so, can I infer

that I should become one too

a preemie member?

 

[Veils_of_Cerpintaxt]

Is there some person
Kind enough to pay for me
I will say "Thanks dude"

 

[Steve]

very little stuff
you really didn't miss much
quite boring in fact

 

[FalseTodd]

so, can I infer

that I should become one too

a preemie member?

Here's some benefits:
You get free email, webspace,
Superiority.

 

[IanDork107]

beef ravioli

made by chef boyardee is

not as good as sex

 

[minxnim]

i do not hate alex

i never did anyway

haukus are not my thing

 

[goatschool]

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[IanDork107]

:hotjump:

 

[IanDork107]

:Smug:

 

[IanDork107]

 

[Steve]

:Spam:

 

[FalseTodd]

Like I was saying

Preppy really loves Alex

And I'm still at work

 

[IanDork107]

It hurts when I pee

Tract infections are no fun

OK, I'm kidding

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

lo, a desert spring

from which no water is seen

I did not post much

 

[xfer]

I went to New York

Then I posted mad pictures

A dog bit my ear.

 

[FuSoYa]

Nothing much except
Goatschool and Xtokalon
are now mortal foes