Pooing on the clock

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I've decided that one of the great little pleasures of life is every once in a while at the end of a shift I suddenly have to poo and instead of punching out and then going to the bathroom (as I am about to leave), I poo first then clock out. Nothing like getting paid to take a nice dump.
Discuss.

 

[reese_apoc]

i used to do that all the time when i worked at Hell*Mart (wal*mart for those who didn't get that)

 

[teredd]

I've decided that one of the great little pleasures of life is every once in a while at the end of a shift I suddenly have to poo and instead of punching out and then going to the bathroom (as I am about to leave), I poo first then clock out. Nothing like getting paid to take a nice dump.
Discuss.

...perfectly normal, perfectly healthy. Good job lad!

 

[Chromatose]

Your work : poo ratio is still far too high.

Keep at it, padawan.

 

[neal]

yeh, you gotta take like 2 minimum. try drinking coffee.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I've decided that one of the great little pleasures of life is every once in a while at the end of a shift I suddenly have to poo and instead of punching out and then going to the bathroom (as I am about to leave), I poo first then clock out. Nothing like getting paid to take a nice dump.
Discuss.

I'm salary so unfortunetly for me, I cannot partake in this pleasure.

 

[Will Bozarth]

when I go into work, i'm generally too tired and havent eaten. when i leave work, im generally way too tired and still hungry

 

[Cat5Messiah]

But why not act like you poo?

 

[neal]

^ive been wondering for awhile, whats up with your name?

 

[teredd]

But why not act like you poo?

...you're in aerospace, aren't you?

 

[Cat5Messiah]

^ive been wondering for awhile, whats up with your name?

It's the nerdiest of all nerd names, really. Actually, I was thinking of changing it if I could. I've had this name or 'handle' for nearly a decade and it just kind of stuck.

@teredd: Why, of course!

 

[neal]

but what do all them extra numbers and letters mean?

 

[Cat5Messiah]

You really going to make me explain? It's kind of embarrassing......

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

http://magiccheese.ytmnd.com/

 

[Cat5Messiah]

http://magiccheese.ytmnd.com/

 

[neal]

hmm

 

[Liverslapper]

It's the nerdiest of all nerd names, really. Actually, I was thinking of changing it if I could. I've had this name or 'handle' for nearly a decade and it just kind of stuck.

@teredd: Why, of course!

why change it....super sayian 4 is pimp....

im a huge dbz/dbgt fan...love the name.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Today I got paid to get really drunk with my coworkers and dance to Michael Jackson.

 

[El Stormo]

Awesome. Well, except for the Michael Jackson part.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Today I got paid to get really drunk with my coworkers and dance to Michael Jackson.

you have huge tits, so the Micheal Jackson part is rather irrelevant.

but getting drunk at work is awesome