Pornstar

[NAD]

Don "The Shocker" Tracy

and

Ross Magnolia (sounds gay)

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

Alexander Elias Trahan = Ron Bareback

awesome name.

 

[deadair]

their DB si small - Franky "The Probe" Hanson

 

[Demonspell]

Johnson Dong. About as redundant as your average softcore flick.

 

[Firedwarf]

Albert Ram Rod

 

[webroot]

kitten milky

 

[Kitty Star]

Good post! Anything about a kitties is a good post.

 

[Pumpkin]

even if it is a post about me pooping on greg's new futon out of cuddly spite and adorable defiance!

 

[xfer]

 

[azal]

would be a great pic if that was a spear instead of a radiator.

 

[lizard]

I saw a headline the other day about some kids who grilled a puppy to death.

I couldn't read it.

 

[xfer]

they tried to drown it first.

 

[azal]

I have a friend who microwaved a cat when we was young.

 

[xfer]

YEAH, I READ THAT SHIT!

 

[xfer]

an arch-enemy in high school raped a kitten and then microwaved it to conceal his crime.

greg and toby know who i'm talking about. he ended up spending quite a bit of time in prison. sadly, for an unrelated drug offence.

 

[Helm]

I always used the "Middle name and name of the street you live on" method of porn star naming.

Efstathiou Deksamenis??

 

[xfer]

ummm yeah somehow i don't think that's going to fly.

 

[azal]

Unless you are the hairiest, fattest Greek man on earth.

 

[0sm0se]

Frank "The Fist" Black... I am changing my legal name to that.

 

[The Sound Gardener]

Using my real name: Dick "The Tripod" Jeremy

Using my middle name and street: Tod Spew

Owned. Bitches.