At my last job i had so much work to do the director tried to hand me something to read while i was peeing.
The same director used to talk on her cell when she was pooping.
The same director used to talk on her cell when she was pooping.
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mindspell
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lizard
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our office is reorganizing AGAIN, and to rectify HQ-perceived problems, they are upgrading all the managers' pay.
plus nobody is making coffee
plus nobody is making coffee
mindspell
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I have a co-worker that could live at the office. He has shirts, pants, underwear, food, soap and all sorts of crap stashed in his office.
mindspell
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I have two phones on my desk. And I don't support phones or their systems.
I also have for about 200 grand worth of equipment in my office alone.
I also have for about 200 grand worth of equipment in my office alone.
goatschool
Member
i refuse to eat this kosher pizza they keep ordering here, now THAT is just ridiculous. kosher pizza.
FuSoYa
Lunarian
lizard
Member
Baliset
guitar deity
last night i was staying late and so i bought a sandwich for dinner and was eating it in my office when my boss came in and said "sorry to interrupt your dinner" and proceeded to divert my attention from the main project i was working on to try and figure out this weird ass problem with another project and all i could do was keep staring at the half of my sandwich that couldn't get eaten because i was busy working on this project.
lizard
Member
I hate it when that happens. "sorry to interrupt but now I'm going to prove I'm not really sorry as I prolong the interruption interminably."
Baliset
guitar deity
azal
love is the answer
man, i really hate that. at this job i basically can't eat lunch anywhere near work related stuff or someone will expect me to keep working and it's unhealthy to work and eat
Baliset
guitar deity
