Dead_Lioness
Godless
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. WHEN I'M DONE RAVAGING THE FRENCH-SPEAKING PART OF CANADA WITH MY INDOMITABLE INDIGO INVADER, LEAVING YOUR MOTHERS AND SISTERS TREADING WATER IN MY WILDLY WASHING WHITE WAVES, MY INTREPID IMPERTINENT IMPALER WILL DIVIDE YOUR BUTT CHEEKS LIKE AN ALASKAN OIL DRILL PLUNGING DEEP INTO THE OCEAN FLOOR TO SEND YOU INTO THROES OF OILY ECSTACY. WHEN MY MIGHTY OIL DERICK LOCKS ON TO YOUR TWO MAMMARY MOUNTAINS, AND I SEND UP A GRANDIOSE GUSHING GEYSER OF GLORY, YOU'LL BE SENT INTO SUCH THRASHING THROES OF SUBLIME SATISFACTION THAT WILL RENDER YOU COMATOSE FOR DAYS BEFORE WAKING TO A PAINFUL YET PLEASURED SENSATION IN YOUR BATTERED BEHIND. I GUARANTEE IT.
This reminds me too much of a certain user.........