post your sexy pics here

[Will Bozarth]

PSHT! The Night Santa Went Crazy > White and Nerdy

 

[guitarguru777]

Rule number 1 -

NEVER WEAR WHITE WHEN YOUR IN A METAL BAND!!!

 

[Captain Beard]

"Follow the trend! Zarquod forbid your band wasn't a clone of someone or you just don't care for black that day."

 

[The Emptier]

my friend isaac (left) me (middle) his exchange student from madrid celia (right)

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Rule number 1 -

NEVER WEAR WHITE WHEN YOUR IN A METAL BAND!!!

That's right, broham! Heres some other tips to make sure you're as fucking-metal as you can be!

1.Make sure you wear a shirt from the big four, for those of you posers out there who don't know who the big four are: Slayer, Slayer, Metallica "BUT NOT ST.SHIT!", and Slayer. Megadeth is acceptable too, because if you don't think Dave Mustane has an attractive penis, you're a faggot who was born in the 90s and probably listens to shitty black metal.

2.Make sure you put up the horns in every band photo shoot. It's important that they know you're a loud, rowdy metalhead and Satan is your master. :Smokedev:

3.Last but not least, always, ALWAYS make the meanest scowl you can! It's important people know that metal=serious fucking business.

Follows these steps and your band photoshoots will be BRUTAL! Keep it fucking metal, here comes the heavy part bro!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

jace, those are cool. but you have gotta lose the mom shorts.

!!!!

oh my...



sorry Em...


but hey, great pics!! looks like fun! Maybe I need to do that
next 3rd of July!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Rule number 1 -

NEVER WEAR WHITE WHEN YOUR IN A METAL BAND!!!

 

[JenniferGentle]

Self portrait'd meself:

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Jen, I do love the color photo. Smexy.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Self portrait'd meself:

ur purdy

 

[Pitiless Wanderer]

hittin' on girls over the internet again, retard?? ^^^

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

!!!!
oh my...
sorry Em...

Jen is always sexorzing it up

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

What kind of prudish world do you live in where calling someone pretty counts as hitting on them? And even if it does, the internet seems as good of a medium as any.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

nice pictards, jenayfer!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

HEY CARA ARE YOU HITTING ON GIRLS OVER THE INTERNET?!

 

[Karmic]

YEAH RETARD WHAT THE HELL

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

HEY CARA ARE YOU HITTING ON GIRLS OVER THE INTERNET?!

uh, duh?

 

[Lunar Still]

hittin' on girls over the internet again, retard?? ^^^

....so you're saying we shouldn't encourage beautiful women to post their pictures here?

Are you familiar with the old robot saying "Does Not Compute"?

 

[El Stormo]

hittin' on girls over the internet again, retard?? ^^^

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Internets the only place I'm remotely comfortable hitting on girls.

Not to mention I can just go .

Jen.