I can kinda see through those shorts...
You know this is all an elaborate plot of his to try to initiate a three-way, right?
And it makes your skin turn orange.You mean like sunless tanning lotion? That wouldn't help my psoriasis any.
That lotion is called "oversaturated colour camera setting".Not true, those kids on the Baywatch never tanned UV-like, they used some form of that lotion.