Yeah, no. I'm pretty sure you're all egging me on hoping I'll make a fool out of myself. And there's no way I'd ever post anything of the sort here - on the entire board, there's only a single person I'd trust with something really personal (of any kind), and that person knows who I'm talking about (hint: if you have to ask, it's not you). And I'd never let some strange chick take photos of me, I just told her I'd think about it to brush her off. This might sound stupid, but I'm tired of people snuggling up to me for their own personal little agendas.
So no, don't think I'm stupid enough to give you all something to laugh at.