post your sexy pics here

[PlatypusJesus]

A whole day at the beach for a fat man? He'll never survive! I hope he has a large penis.

 

[Captain Beard]

Assuming he lost a lot of weight, I'm sure it would be impressive.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

1...2 inches at least!

 

[Captain Beard]

Haha, I'd guess average.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

God, I don't know. I mean, he's a big guy...but...there's just....there's not even a knob there....

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm not going to study the damned thing for long periods of time. I'll just look at yours if I wanted to do that, jesus.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

XDXDXDXD Hahahahahahahahah. Sounds good to me.

 

[El Stormo]

Imagine if that guy actually read all this.

 

[Captain Beard]

He'd be too embarrassed to post I'd think.

 

[El Stormo]

Yes, but imagine how he must feel. Go on, imagine it.

... Horrible, isn't it?

 

[derek]

It's just "penis" this "penis" that with you guys!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Now just imagine his wife the night she found out.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Yes in the grand traditon of Aristopohanes

 

[unknown]

YIKES!

 

[JenniferGentle]

1...2 inches at least!

A classic chode.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

hahahahaha.

 

[NinjaKitten]

you always complain that I post pics of ugly, hairy men. here's one less hairy. in the spirit of the faggy discussion.

note that no explicit parts are actually to be seen here....

haha that water must be REALLY cold!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Why do you have to be the only person to quote it?! COME ON!

 

[NinjaKitten]

Im sorry, I just thought that picture was worthy of at least 2 pages!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Actually, I think I might have to agree. That man is a true wonder.