post your sexy pics here

[Jace_Mereel]

I've seen some hairy lady-tooshies in my day. Not pretty, no.

PS. I think tonight will be full of silly, half mean statements. I have two papers to write tonight and I've been hit with writer's block.

 

[Calamitas1786]

I really hope it wasn't in the mirror.

 

[Captain Beard]

Are you insinuating her ass is a forest?

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Nah, I've got the classic peach fuzz, but it's lightly colored. It was a camping trip a while ago. I think I cried a little.

 

[Captain Beard]

haha peach fuzz ass.

Wait, camping trip? Were you spying on other campers from the bushes?

 

[Anvil]

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,

 

[Calamitas1786]

Nah, I've got the classic peach fuzz, but it's lightly colored.

proove it

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

haha peach fuzz ass.

Wait, camping trip? Were you spying on other campers from the bushes?

No, one of the girls in my sheet over a platform of tent saw fit to change in front of me instead of in the sleeping bag like the rest of us.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

proove it

Nooooo.

 

[Captain Beard]

Well aside from different levels of genital hair, a crotch is a crotch. You'd think women would be less self aware about each other.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Call me silly, I don't changing nor seeing other change around me.

 

[Captain Beard]

You'd hate the tard job I had. You'd see a minimum of 20 tard-dicks a day, and the famous incident where I caught one blowing another, shook my head, and told my boss it was her problem.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I never know if you're serious or not. A good man of mystery.

 

[Captain Beard]

In that case, I was. One was old and had lost weight rapidly, so he was bags of skin hanging everywhere, and the other had severe scoliosis and was a midget. It was NOT IN ANY WAY funny until a week or so after. You should see things like this, NOTHING naked scares you anymore.

 

[Calamitas1786]

I'm guessing you passed on lunch that day

 

[Jace_Mereel]

What the heck do you do for a living?

I've seen a squat, gay, and fat version of Stephen Spielburg naked. Never again.

 

[Captain Beard]

We'll just call it Retard Rehabilitation.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

What the heck do you do for a living?

I've seen a squat, gay, and fat version of Stephen Spielburg naked. Never again.

You saw a man naked before you were married, doesn't that mean you're going to hell?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I shrug at nudity. I almost peed in front of like three dudes yesterday because they wouldn't get out of the bathroom.