post your sexy pics here

[JenniferGentle]

Yep, I'm happy for you, Jen.

But please, no post-2nd trimester shots!

Yeah... I don't think I could do that to you guys. But... hopefully all of these creams and oils I am rubbing all over my midsection in advance of further expansion will prove worth something mwuaha.

 

[derek]

The worst scarring always happens about two weeks before birthing time! The body likes to tease, then BAM stretch marks.

Also, it's important to get involved with vagina tightening exercises right after giving birth. About 4 minutes after.

 

[Lord Foul]

Excercises to build a strong PC muscle are actually advantageous leading up to and during birth, not just after.

 

[JenniferGentle]

The worst scarring always happens about two weeks before birthing time! The body likes to tease, then BAM stretch marks.

Also, it's important to get involved with vagina tightening exercises right after giving birth. About 4 minutes after.

Haha, I am quite fearful of this "tearing" business as I have mentioned here before. My doctor gave me a list of exercises to do starting now haha. Kegals and such. I feel like such a freak but... that's pretty frightening, the entire technicality of birth. Though I am excited.

 

[derek]

I'm sure you'll be fine.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I think that they'll stitch you up whether you tear or not.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

 

[Lord Foul]

If you keep your abs and PC strong, you'll be able to pop that baby out like a ping-pong ball at a Chinatown novelty show.

 

[JenniferGentle]

If you keep your abs and PC strong, you'll be able to pop that baby out like a ping-pong ball at a Chinatown novelty show.

... this is a quote I'll need to be sharing haha.

 

[derek]

I think we need to get a group together to go to this birth.

Y'know, we can get really drunk and hassle all the hospital staff.

 

[stefan86]

I think we need to get a group together to go to this birth.

Y'know, we can get really drunk and hassle all the hospital staff.

That'd be one hell of a forum meeting

 

[JenniferGentle]

Oh Jesus, that'd actually be rather hysterical "BUT THEY'RE AUNTS AND UNCLES YOU MUST LET THEM STAY!!!!!!!"

 

[Jace_Mereel]

A trip to New York? Hmmm... I'd do it.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Me too.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[Lord Foul]

And since everything neverboard related turns to food eventually, we can celebrate with beer and warm placenta sandwiches.

 

[Chromatose]

yum, California Cheeseburgers

 

[TomAwesome]

Getting drunk at a hospital and hassling people during a chidbirth? That just sounds... GREAT!!! Hells yes!!

 

[Dead Winter]

*Hic!* Uhhhhh....lemme shee that shtethomascope...I wanna hear your heartbeat in your....WHOA, that's not where the heart's supposed to be!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Single Malt scoth on me, guys!