Professor Coops

[Cooperman]

That's right folks... I just scored a faculty position at George Mason University in Virginia. Come August I'm gonna be Associate Professor Cooper

 

[Spiff]

Pfft, that's nothing. I won $94 on the Powerball the other week!

 

[Sydo]

Woo!

I am Mr. Sydenham.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Associate Professor Cooper, thrash metaller. Awesome.

 

[Goreripper]

That's the great thing about America. You don't actually need to be a professor to be called a professor. You just need to be able to profess stuff.

Good luck Coops!

 

[Stonewall]

I've done VCE, would they make me a professor?

 

[Icarus]

Congrats! What are you gonna be teaching?

 

[Southy]

How can a dumb metalhead become a professor, only in the US

Good luck with it mate

 

[Cooperman]

Congrats! What are you gonna be teaching?

I'll be Associate Professor of Chemistry. They're giving me piles of money to set up a lab and do my own research.

 

[KoichCPA]

Naming your child after me isn't something someone with brains would do. You must give good head.

 

[Southy]

drugs are bad mmmmkay

 

[Icarus]

Make a drug to give to smallwood to convince him to get maiden to tour oz. Nobel prize winner that will be.

 

[Kem]

Woah, congrats Coops. That's quite an achievement.

I'm having a hard enough time getting enough results for a thesis

You're wayyyy up there.

 

[Stonewall]

Naming your child after me isn't something someone with brains would do. You must give good head.

I've never gotten head from a professor....

 

[Shannow]

Good work, get UNSW to stop the space shuttle from blowing up.

 

[Southy]

where would the fun be then?

 

[Winmar]

Great stuff, Coops!

Are you still at NASA at the moment?

 

[Shannow]

Cooperman, are you still with us ?

A shooting in Virginia, another in NASA at Goddard, nary a stone's throw away.

 

[Goreripper]

Yeah I was thinking the same thing actually! Hope all is cool with you, Coops!

 

[Cooperman]

All is well. No shootings around here... just the Queen visiting today!

Been freakin' busy lately. For the new job we're looking at renting a house which is basically in the middle of a cow pasture! Longhorn cows at that! Not sure if we wanna be surrounded by these...

We're not quite sure what it's gonna smell like... we didn't smell anything when we went there on the weekend. On the plus side, it's out in the countryside with views of mountains, is really quiet and I'll finally be able to get a good look at the stars at night for the first time in over two years.