Kickass story

[Satanstoenail]

I have like 25 metal shirts, listen to metal sometimes 6-8 hours a day. Nice try though.

How many albums have you bought?

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I have like 25 metal shirts, listen to metal sometimes 6-8 hours a day. Nice try though.

It's not about what you have. It's about your mentality.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

How many albums have you bought?

not that many, at this point though I only spend money on the bare essentials, rest I give to my parents so we can move out of this house ASAP.

 

[The Ozzman]

Dave, you seriously need to shut the fuck up right about now.

 

[Satanstoenail]

"Certainly, the study confirms what I believe are people's suspicions: that men who are more fit and more muscular are indeed seen as more attractive."

mmmmm attractive.

 

[The Ozzman]

mmmmm attractive.

That physique isn't possible.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

That physique isn't possible.

It's actually possible, he just wouldn't be able to move at all. It's not functional.

Also, take note of his ball size. He's obviously been shooting roids. (So it's probably a good thing he can't move his arms and tighten his grip)

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

That physique isn't possible.

that's a horribly photoshopped picture of marcus ruhl

god I can't believe ST is forcing me to post this (NO FUCKING HOMO)

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

That was pretty homo, dude...

 

[Koude Haat]

what the fuck??

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

it was a response to satanstoenail's horribly photoshopped picture of markus ruhl

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

it was a response to satanstoenail's horribly photoshopped picture of markus ruhl

Why do you bother to find all these homoerotic pictures?

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

I don't, you stumble on to them at bodybuilding.com.

it did what it was supposed to though however and that is prove my point rather emphatically that women find muscular men attractive (as homo as it was).

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

"Wow... you got laid. Now wipe the diseases of and try again, dumbass." - Maddox

 

[Ereshkigala]

1)One - itis/- I used to just try to go out with one girl and if she said no it was devastating to me. Now I am making transition to trying to go out with many different goals and one of them should be a success
2)being afraid to approach girls
3)nice guy approach/putting pussy on a pedestal - this is also a thing of the past, I have learned that I need to assert myself and never ever ever put any girl above me. If one says no, I quickly move on to the next because I am way too fucking good to worry about what one cunt thinks of me.

all these things are easily correctable and I am taking the steps to correct them (AFC = average frustrated chump, I am a recovering AFC) and its now just a matter of time of me learning as I go on.

So, you've learned to become an asshole? That shouldn't work, but women do like assholes. Or rather, the psycho women do. You might try just fixing #2, if you want to avoid the psychos that is.

 

[Ereshkigala]

All this bed talk is irrelevant, since you should be waiting until you're married to do that stuff anyway.

It looks like you'll be the rare one to end up with a girl who has a fully-functional brain.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

By the talk Dave adds to this thread it makes me think he will never get a girl. So far its quite clear you understand nothing about women, and just think that your big 'guns' will get real hawt chicks swarming over you. Get a good personality and don't be so up your own arse. Its embarrassing.

 

[AchrisK]

It looks like you'll be the rare one to end up with a girl who has a fully-functional brain.

Actually, I already have. Been married for a while now, and my wife rules! But I was just like many guys, just wanting to get laid and stuff when I was younger. I was always pretty shy and never really pursued chicks much. I wanted to get laid or have a girl, and did at times, but I never went "hunting" for it or whatever. I was pretty content to smoke a lot of weed, listen to metal, ride my BMX bike (I was somewhat rad) and stuff like that.

 

[Pessimism]

That story sucks almost as much as that damn car you want.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

That story sucks almost as much as that damn car you want.

lolzers