All of the pussies I've seen were quite wonderful, what if a girl pulled down your pants and laughed at your tiny dick?
I actually just shaved my ass in the shower too, I've been curious to what a prostate massage (like massaging it before I orgasm) feels like and I had the hairiest asshole in the world so there was no way I would stick my finger in there, and I wouldn't recommend a girl do it for me either lol