Pyrus gets eloquent and bitter on the subject of love

[Tee]

 

[Iris]

I think i have chosen the wrong job!!
Think i gotta stop selling records and start baking
cookies.
Anybody has an oven that i can use?

xxx Iris xxx

Ok, ok..Pyrus..
You'll get a cookie too..
Chocolate chip, will that do?

And Chromie...you have already had most of the cookies,
but it's too early for mango-pieces

 

[Tee]

Iris, you're a fucken queen of this forum. *bow*

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

But..... I ...... Juggled......

 

[Iris]

Wouldn't have made it, without you, Tee!!



xxx Iris xxx

 

[Tee]

why? I wasn't promoting you....

 

[Iris]

Maybe i just made it positive and took you in it!
It's not wrong to give you credit, in my opinion...
and i sure could use some promotion

xxx Iris xxx

 

[Iris]

Ihreil,

Sorry..jugglin' won't bring you a cookie!
That was Chromie's trick, you stole it!
Just be original, maybe that'll help!


xxx Iris xxx

 

[Tee]

OK, IRIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!! BEAUTY QUEEN, HEAR/HEAR....
why would you give me credit? (I do need a loan from the bank tho... hmmm.... thanks, tho even when I seem to be positive, I'm kinda........ have difficult horoscope. hehe )

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

the list of things i can do badly is extensive...
Tap dancing
Witty remarks
The Fandango
Making sincre comments sound like Im taking the piss....

And I didn't mean to steal tricks. I just cant help it. i have a doctors note.

 

[Iris]

oh wait!!
Would that mean i have to pose in bath-clothing?
Ok...
*runs away and hides*

xxx Iris xxx
Nope, no beauty-queen-contest for me!!
And Tee..if you don't give the credit to yourself, i will do it for ya, doesn't matter.
I have the habit to take care of others, hihi
Ok, gotta go for a while, gotta do some shopping.
It's Simone's birthday tomorrow..
LATER!!!

 

[Tee]

haha, I knew you'd avoid that.

 

[Chromatose]

and I stole the juggling shtick from CT


shhhhh, don't tell me I ate most of the cookies, that goes straight to my ego


and no mango yet? well, better stock up , you may never know

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

I have a grapefuit. The poor mans mango.
I actually worked out a currency system worked around mangos once. And the topic slides away again.......

 

[Tee]

fatasses.....

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

You havent seen me then.
I have no ass.


Iris stole it.

 

[Iris]

Ok, anyone wants it?
Otherwise i'm gonna give it back to the owner..
I only want ass from a certain kinda brand,
i AM a material girl when it comes to that!!


xxx Iris xxx
(ok, not too fast people, i'm making
egg-salad and tuna-salad for Simone's
birthday party tomorrow..so, i'll be in
the kitchen when you need me! )

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

Yay, I get my .....own ass back. Thats hard to explain.
Must stop thinking in circles.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

*Munches cookie*

Mmm...chocolate chip.

I'll take IJ's ass!! I can use it for pranks and stuff, and roast it and feed it to people under the guise of flank steak or something.

 

[Shadow298]

*The Pimp pouts and makes big puppy-dog eyes at Iris*

What about The Pimp's cookie?
After I's wrote that nice piece about love for ya'll.

*Makes whimpering noise as eyes expand to the size of an Japanese cartoon character's*

Nah! Fuck it!
I's really shouldn't eat cookies anymore. They's get stuck in what remains of my's teeth.

And to Tee and Iris:
You both rule the Nevermore Forum :hotjump:

Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack