Pyrus gets eloquent and bitter on the subject of love

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

Indeed.

 

[Iris]

Fuck you, guys!!
Digging up dirt, huh?
Whaha...you're forgiven!!
What have you done to the squid, Chromie?
The thing is all over the place again!!
It's good to have the squid back!

-x-
Iris
" May the squid be with you"

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

What if the force was just hundreds of thousands of tiny little squids doing chromys bidding?

Shit I just ruined Star wars 3 for everyone.

 

[Chromatose]

.. and the Matrix 3, but thats alright.


The squids have always been here, but I suppose sometimes the glare from the ocean's surface can be blinding ...

 

[Iris]

Nah, the more the better! Best way for survival!
Afterall, the biggest feed on the smallest, always been like that and it'll never change.. the ocean rules!

Open wide and say: aaaaaaaaahhh!!

-x-
Iris

 

[PlatypusJesus]

A shark is not the biggest.

 

[Iris]

I know silly!! But that was the biggest mouth i could find! and this shark doesn't eat plankton. Stingray's, manta's and whales do!
ah well, say hello to this little fellah, it's part of the swarm!

BOO!

-x-
Iris

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Does he eat cookies?

 

[Iris]

As long as it doesn't smell like fish, it'll eat the cookies! whaha!!

Otherwise it'll run! ok, swim in THIS case!

-x-
Iris
Oh boy, i need to go to bed..i need sleeeeeeep!! otherwise i won't be able to go to the gym tomorrow morning!
see ya later..i'm gonna get some sleep!
:zzz;