Q&A - Wanna see how big a thread can go?

[rahvin]

A: to see what was so interesting on the other side that all chickens had to cross.

Q: do turkeys take offense because of the expression "cold turkey" and its meaning?

rahvin.

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: People that go "cold turkey" from heroin or morphine get piloerection (or goosebumps), looking like the skin of a raw plucked turkey. Many turkeys had to die before they made that connection, so they get offended.

Q: Boy bands or suicide?

 

[NaTaSMAI]

A: Boy bands

Q: Hay?

 

[chileanmetal]

A: Soicide, of corpse

Q: Cristina Scabbia or Angela Gossow?

 

[NaTaSMAI]

A: Cristina

Q: Mr. Ed?

 

[Thanatos]

A: Cristina

Q: Minidisc or MP3 player?

 

[chileanmetal]

A: Both?

Q: How do you tune this?

http://www.stick.com/instruments/instrumentpics/tenstringhead.jpg

 

[Rusty]

A: Pay someone else to do it.

Q: Have you ever broken any bones? Your bones, I mean.

 

[Thanatos]

A: well, back in 1996...my own bones? then, no

Q: have you ever broken someone else's bones?

 

[Rusty]

A: No

Q: You?

 

[Thanatos]

A/Q: Will you fear me if I tell the truth?

 

[NaTaSMAI]

A: No

Q: Whose bones have you broken?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: No, because we'll probably never meet face to face.

Q: Kick to the balls or a vicious headbutt?

 

[Thanatos]

A: headbutt, kicking in the balls is so gay...even if we met, I don't usually break people's bones, unless they really make me mad, note that I haven't admitted to breaking any person's bones

Q: What is evil but good, tortured by it's own hunger and thirst?

 

[Rusty]

A: I don't know.

Q: What is evil but good, tortured by it's own hunger and thirst?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: Me on a Friday night

Q: I give up, what's the real answer?

 

[NaTaSMAI]

A: The pigs

Q: Whose side are you on?

 

[xenophobe]

A: Is for horses...

Q: Feed the homeless or kill them?

 

[Rusty]

A: Kill them.

Q: How many legs should a table have?

 

[NaTaSMAI]

A: 3

Q: Blue or black ink?