Q&A - Wanna see how big a thread can go?

[DotNoir]

A: If you say so... Then I must be... *crawling under the table...*
Q: Are you?

 

[Rusty]

A: NO!!

Q: Are you looking to get a good beating??

 

[DotNoir]

A: In fact, yes...
Q: Will you hit me? For real?

 

[Rusty]

A: Yeh, okay!

Q: Where do you want me to hit you??

 

[DotNoir]

A: I'd prefer nose, but chin will do fine too, thanks
Q: Are you really serious?

 

[Rusty]

A: Yeh, just come over to Nottingham and I'll do it.

Q: Will you hit me back??

 

[DotNoir]

A: No
Q: Would you want me to?

 

[Rusty]

A: No.

Q: Do I get to kick you in the balls as well??

 

[DotNoir]

A: If you want to.
Q: Why are you being so nice to me?

 

[Rusty]

A: I'm just that sort of guy.

Q: Can I elbow your kidneys??

 

[DotNoir]

A: If it hurts.
Q: Does it?

 

[Rusty]

A: Oh yeh, if you get it in the right place.

Q: How about dropping a bowling ball onto one of your bollocks??

 

[DotNoir]

A: You really love me...
Q: Or do you?

 

[Rusty]

A/Q: Will you marry me??

 

[DotNoir]

A: No. I'm a man...
Q: Are you a bit stupid? (I know I am... )

 

[Rusty]

A: Yeh, just a little.

Q: How can you tell??

 

[DotNoir]

A: Ummm... dunno.
Q: Is this getting a bit boring?

 

[Rusty]

A: Just a bit.

Q: Can we liven it up a little bit??

 

[DotNoir]

A: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: Why not?

 

[Rusty]

A: I don't know, it was you that said "no".

Q: You're a lot stupid, aren't you??