Q&A - Wanna see how big a thread can go?

[xenophobe]

A: Yes, but I survived.


Q: Ever been on a boat that was sinking?

 

[Rusty]

A: Not for long.

Q: Ever been in a car that flew??

 

[xenophobe]

A: Not for long.


Q: Ever experience a major earthquake? (they're quite a bit of fun!)

 

[Rusty]

A: Only one that was 5.1 at the epicentre (4.4 by the time it reached here).

Q: That's not major enough, is it??

 

[xenophobe]

A: Well, that's a good sized quake.


Q: Think a 7.1 would scare YOU?

 

[Rusty]

A: [macho]Nothing scares me!![/macho]

Q: Is that a... a... SPIDER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[xenophobe]

A: I think it was your Friendly Neiborhood Spider Man.


Q: If the world were flat and an a spoon were silver, would Mars be considered a nice place to play hockey?

 

[Rusty]

A: I don't play hockey.

Q: Isn't (ice) hockey just a form of ice-wrestling??

 

[xenophobe]

A: I guess, but take the theatrics and entertainment away, and give them sticks and razor blades to put on their feet.

Q: What did Rover do to get a bone?

 

[Rusty]

A: Look at sexy pics of Mrs Rover.

Q: Is the glass half empty, or two-quaters full??

 

[xenophobe]

A: It's not finished yet.

Q: Is that a sausage in your pants or are you happy to see your sister?

 

[Rusty]

A: I haven't got a sister.

Q: Will you get your facts straight before trying to insult me like that??

 

[xenophobe]

A: :Smug: Sorry.


Q: Did you take that as an insult?

 

[Rusty]

A: [denial]No.[/denial]

Q: Did you??

 

[xenophobe]

A: No, I don't think about stuff like that before I post.


Q: Should I think before I speak?

 

[Rusty]

A: No.

Q: Should you take your pants down before you pee??

 

[NeXTLiFE]

A: No. Opening the fly will usually suffice.

Q: What day is it?

 

[xenophobe]

A: Today.

Q: What day will it be tomorrow?

 

[~UlvedaL~]

A: Eeeer... Tomorrow...

Q: 12349734781413058493857 * 3948712346?

 

[Taliesin]

A: Taking a wild guess I'd say tomorrow!?

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Q: Do you keep garden gnomes?