A: I got really drunk when a friend's band was playing. They called me up on stage at one point to help them sing a song, at which point I dropped my pants to moon the crowd. However, I left them down when I turned around to sing, and remained on stage fully exposed for the rest of the song (apparently, I even offered to stir someone's drink in the front row). After the song was over, security came to try and take me off the stage, so I tried to run away, but of course my pants were around my ankles, so I tripped and fell. Of course, I was too drunk to remember any of this (although unfortunately there are photos that confirm that it happened), until my future wife and in-laws told me about it the next day.
Q: Is that embarrassing enough for you?