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Q: Whats the stupidest thing you've done while drunk?
 
A: was at a party once, getting way toasted, a hot chick challenged me to shots of vodka, i accepted, she took a shot, i said "thats not enough" so i drank a full glass of the shit... she was like "i can't top that"... so later she was looking for her glasses, but we were too drunk to see them in plain sight... until i found them... so she's like "i'm gonna give you something special", and she proceeds to give me a hug... then the dude on the couch(theres always the dude on the couch, and he's always the sober one), starts kissing on her and shit, so they go back to this room, but the room didn't have a door, it had a curtain type thing... so i was drunk, watching them fuck through the curtain, not getting any because i was too fucking stupid to pursue that shit, and after about 15 minutes, i yell out "put it in her butt!", and walk outside to where all my friends are... so i'm outside i tell them all about it, they tell me i'm such an asshole, talking about how those too fuckers are in some kind of moment... so i go back in and watch em some more, and out of the blue, i yell "have you ever tried double penetration?"... this time everyone was inside, and they got all kinds of pissed at me, although my friend who was throwing the party thought it was the greatest shit... i think that was the most of what happened, the only other thing i remember is trying to jump over their pool table(which was really badass, covered in black instead of green), and landing my foot right in the middle of it, they didn't like that much either... so yeah, the stupidest thing i've ever done is not fuck a whore who was a little less drunk than me but looking for the dick.

Q: how much does your mother weigh?
 
Elysian893 said:
A: was at a party once, getting way toasted, a hot chick challenged me to shots of vodka, i accepted, she took a shot, i said "thats not enough" so i drank a full glass of the shit... she was like "i can't top that"... so later she was looking for her glasses, but we were too drunk to see them in plain sight... until i found them... so she's like "i'm gonna give you something special", and she proceeds to give me a hug... then the dude on the couch(theres always the dude on the couch, and he's always the sober one), starts kissing on her and shit, so they go back to this room, but the room didn't have a door, it had a curtain type thing... so i was drunk, watching them fuck through the curtain, not getting any because i was too fucking stupid to pursue that shit, and after about 15 minutes, i yell out "put it in her butt!", and walk outside to where all my friends are... so i'm outside i tell them all about it, they tell me i'm such an asshole, talking about how those too fuckers are in some kind of moment... so i go back in and watch em some more, and out of the blue, i yell "have you ever tried double penetration?"... this time everyone was inside, and they got all kinds of pissed at me, although my friend who was throwing the party thought it was the greatest shit... i think that was the most of what happened, the only other thing i remember is trying to jump over their pool table(which was really badass, covered in black instead of green), and landing my foot right in the middle of it, they didn't like that much either... so yeah, the stupidest thing i've ever done is not fuck a whore who was a little less drunk than me but looking for the dick.
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haha I think I've been to some of those places.

Heavenscent said:
A) A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....

B) When did you last masturbate?
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A. I don't masturbate (Yeah Right)

Q. Who's the hottest girl on the planet?
 
A: Neither.

Q: Have you ever banged a hot neighbour?

OT: hawiouehaweiuhaweiouAWHEOIUAHWEUROFLOMGFDdyeAtaiwueawgeuya elysian that one is awesome!!!
 
A: Blitzkrieg III (Vader, Rotting Christ, Anorexia Nervosa, and something else)
Q: when is the next gig you're gonna go to?
 
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