Question to Andy

[EvileOL]

Hey man, just wondering if you could tell us about your experiences being with Sabbat, any road stories? any awesome gigs you played that spring to mind? just really curious, that's all.

Cheers. OL

 

[Andy Sneap]

there was the time me and a roadie kicked the door of a hotel room in in Germany to find our drummer and the gtr tec spit roasting a slapper as 40 people were coming up the staircase to find out what was going on, there was also the 15yr old and her mum from Wales......

 

[Ermz]

Now if that wasn't sarcastic, you'd be propelled from being my hero, to going totally off the chart, beyond godly.

 

[Andy Sneap]

no it wasnt sarcastic, its true

 

[Ermz]

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Come on, tell us about the welsh slapper. I can relate, i live in a fucking nation full of them.

 

[Andy Sneap]

oh god, they came as a pair, doing the rounds with all the bands back in the late 80's. Even the A+R guy had the 15 yr old on the boss's desk at Noise records haha.

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

hahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

 

[adrianvillan]

Any chance we might hear some new Andy Sneap metal?!?! You got all the tools to record your own album! Go for it!

 

[Andy Sneap]

got the tools, aint got the time

 

[EtherForBreakfast]

What is a "slapper"? Spit roasting, I know what that is. Is a slapper a pig?

 

[Lee_B]

Even the A+R guy had the 15 yr old on the boss's desk at Noise records haha.

If it wasn't up the bum then it doesn't count

I remember a girl in America when I was touring there who wouldn't let me anywhere near her vadge. I buggered her senseless for two hours, but as far as she was concerned she was still a virgin...

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

I bet she realised her terrible mistake when she took a dump the next morning and it was like a caramel McFlurry.

 

[Lee_B]

I bet she whistled for weeks...

 

[EtherForBreakfast]

I'm glad you guys are into corn holing sluts tar tooters, and every dude loves to spelunk a balloon knot every now and again, but I want to know what a "slapper" is.

 

[Razorjack]

I'm glad you guys are into corn holing sluts tar tooters, and every dude loves to spelunk a balloon knot every now and again, but I want to know what a "slapper" is.

A 'slapper' is a girl that is easy. She dresses like a prostitute but doesn't charge.

Google 'Jodie Marsh' or 'Jordan' and you'll get an idea what the modern day slapper looks like.

 

[unsilpauly]

I bet she realised her terrible mistake when she took a dump the next morning and it was like a caramel McFlurry.

that is fucking hilarious! lmao

 

[Genius Gone Insane]

Dude you english/british/redcoat fellows have hysterical terms for this stuff. It sounds so funny to us Americans. Me and my coworkers are LOL.

 

[metalkingdom]

You guys are filthy heathens!!!

 

[Nitronium Blood]

Dude you english/british/redcoat fellows have hysterical terms for this stuff. It sounds so funny to us Americans. Me and my coworkers are LOL.

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