I had dinner at my grandparent's house this evening with the cousins, one of whom graduated from Durham a year ago. I asked aloud if anyone had spit-roasted a slapper recently. Most of my relatives gave me this blank look, but my cousin from Durham first was shocked, then started laughing hysterically: "I can't believe you just said that". So we proceeded to have a half hour discussion where the Americans had to figure out what exactly spit-roasting a slapper really is haha. Thanks guys for poisoning not only my mind but the minds of my extended family as well.