Rap

[Demonspell]

Is rap a valid form of music? (hell no) This truly is...

 

[Lina]

demonspell, i'm shocked at you. how can you say that?

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

Mephime has acoustic guitars and harmonicas, it wasn't bad, hehe.

 

[astarte]

i don't really have strong feelings about this subject.. i just don't like rap and i couldn't care less about it..

strangely i just got this in an email

RAP vs BLACK METAL

Rap:

* Obsessed with "keeping it real", an arbitrary set of rules
* Band members with fake names
* Complaints about opression from white christians
* Overly concerned with making money
* Cheesy synthesizers
* Barely in English
* Strong feelings about God
* Black skin
* 100 guest appearances on every album
* Musicians arrested for murder
* Closed-minded fanbase
* Very expensive tennis shoes
* Imagery containing dogs
* Negative portrayals of whites
* Rips off samples from pop music
* Videos with super-shiny floors and cars
* Imagery of the urban jungles
* Pride in geographic region
* Pride in own race
* Songs about hanging out
* Overly concerned with appearance
* High number of guys with either no hair or long hair
* Vocal style masks lack of singing ability
* Take pride in their (unintentionally) humorous lyrics
* Musicians face accusations of selling out
* Unusual interest in ancestry
* Videos with scantily-clad women
* Booty Calls are a common theme
* Constantly drinking alcohol
* Axing people kweshuns
* Bitching about being enslaved

Black Metal:

* Obsessed with "staying true", an arbitrary set of rules
* Band members with fake names
* Complaints about opression from white christians
* Overly concerned with not making money
* Cheesy synthesizers
* Barely in English
* Strong feelings about God
* Black clothes
* 100 side projects by every band member
* Musicians arrested for murder
* Closed-minded fanbase
* Very expensive leather boots
* Imagery containing wolves
* Negative portrayals of Jews
* Rips off ideas from classical music
* Videos with super-shiny swords
* Imagery of the bleak forests
* Pride in geographic region
* Pride in own race
* Songs about hanging people
* Overly concerned with appearance
* High number of guys with either no hair or long hair
* Vocal style masks lack of singing ability
* Take pride in their (unintentionally) humorous lyrics
* Musicians face accusations of selling out
* Unusual interest in ancestry
* Promo photos with scantily-clad women
* A Call To Arms is a common theme
* Constantly drinking blood
* Carrying battle axes
* A bunch of bitches called Enslaved

 

[Belial]