Stabbie said:
The Path of Daggers by Robert Jordan.
Oh dear, I quite pity you. I'm still halfway through Crossroads of Twilight and I expect I will be for another eternity. It's funny thinking I started on it six months ago and back when the books were actually any good (up until around Lord of Chaos, although even then the pace had begun to be a bit too slow - The Great Hunt was and still is my absolute favourite in the series) I would finish one book in about 2-3 days.
Oh, how I wish I could somehow go back in time and have a serious yet inspirational chat with Mr. Jordan (naturally assuming some sort of unearthly shape), thus possibly saving what once had the potential to be one of the best fantasy series ever written. Now I see that Jordan has lost his chance and left the playing field wide open for George R.R. Martin (A Feast for Corws is finished! Everybody shout "yay" and dance like mad in anticipation!), which isn't so bad when you think about it
As for Stephen King, I've read The Stand, IT and The Green Mile and enjoyed them all. I think the last one is probably my favourite. Is King a crap writer? I wouldn't say so. Of course, a lot of people considering themselves the essence of the intelligentsia will frown and say he
is, but I maintain that a book is all about storytelling - are you able to keep the reader on edge for nearly every page of your book, eagerly turning pages so that they will find out what happens? Congratulations, you've written a good book. If it's written in a "omg he uses similes about giant lumberjacks and
crepes and uses expressions such as 'septic thunder' and 'instantaneous velocity that charged the air with unleashed memories of mournful days past, ere the monumental twilight hit the dying suns with a vivacious echo of distant souls', he's like a genius"-sense, or more simply, it really doesn't matter... it's all about being able to give the reader a feeling for the story.
If that makes any sense.
Anyway, I certainly wish I could write like King when it comes to the amount of material he produces. He never suffers from writers block, but rather writes too much. Must be good. Then you have so much more to choose from...