Reminiscing about my teenage years

[minxnim]

i was just talking to my friend j on the phone about how when we were teenagers we borrowed this kid jeff's car and drove it to beartown state forest and just kept crashing it into snowbanks by going like 50 and then pulling the e-brake. and like, jeff never knew.
no idea why we did that.

 

[xfer]

maybe those snowbanks needed crashing?

 

[minxnim]

yea i think they did.

also, one time j and i were driving this wicked drunk girl home in this kid ziggy's car ( i dont know his real name! his roommates name was BEAVER Hhaha) anyway, and she jumped out when we were driving past lake mansfield and said she had to pee (we were only going like 5 mph) and she went out in the ice and fell thru because she was fat! and i had to scoot out and get her and shit.

 

[avi]

avi's early teens = smoking pot, listening to metal, riding bikes

 

[xfer]

motorcycles, or, like, Huffys?

 

[minxnim]

huffys were great. skateboarding was more fun! dirtbikes (motorcross) was the best.

another story: i remember once me and these three girls sort of busted into this dude's apartment because like, he went on vacation and left his cat there with no food! and it was starving. and so we also stole all his cd's and put the sliced ham in his fridge on the walls in his bathroom.

 

[avi]

not quite like Huffys as in 'Over the Edge', but rather mtn. bikes. too young to drive, y'know?

 

[xfer]

i just realised i was in college for 1/3 of my teenage years!

 

[minxnim]

yikes. i was in college for like... 3 of them.

 

[avi]

ps, if you've never seen 'Over the Edge', you totally should

 

[minxnim]

i just called my mom to laugh about it and SHE was all shitty because i stole a van with my friend tia (her dad's van!) and then we had to turn around and come home because we couldn't figure out how to turn the headlights on and it was getting dark. the best part is, we found the keys to the van while scouring her dad's room for like, drugs.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

you were a BAD kid! tsk tsk.

 

[minxnim]

i was awful. i apologize to my parents all the time. i send them $$ every month.
i made my dad's hair fall out.

 

[avi]

I may have been busted in 8th grade for smoking pot in the school bathroom right before my parents went on vacation, but I never stole a car.

 

[xfer]

i'm not the one in my family who got busted for setting off a bomb on the school bus.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

oh, yeah, well you guys were BAD. T-ROUBLE-ROUBLE.

 

[FuSoYa]

i totally don't think that could have been classified as a "bomb".

 

[xfer]

"explosive device"?

 

[FuSoYa]

hmph.

"combustible" is more like it.

 

[xfer]

toby, if you did that nowadays, you would totally have been USA-Patrioted straight to Gitmo.