Rude parkers

[dorian gray]

when i got back to my car after the hockey game, i discovered someone had illegally parked a camry in front of me and a jeep wrangler had somehow managed to squeeze into what was left of the rear of my space. i say illegal because there was one of those "no parking to corner" signs from my space on - meaning i had the last space.
seeing as how i couldnt get out without hitting the jeep behind me, i gave it several hard hits with my rear bumper. i mustve moved it a little because obviously i got out and im able to tell you this great story. i wasnt sure what to do with the camry and i had a mouthful of spit for some reason. so i spit on it. hahaha
was that a gay thing to do?

discuss

btw, yeah i wouldve BLASTED the camry but my airbags wouldve gone off.

 

[neal]

you did the right thing. i myself have spit on offending cars before.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I used to hork phlegm on this asshole's truck windshield in the summer heat. And it would bake on. I also did it on his nice shiny white paint. Fucker. I'm too drunk to explain why he's a fucker though. haha, i'm off to watch the news sotry about my high school teacher! muthafucaks.z

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Ahhh spitting on cars. That brings back memories. When I was in high school I was in a weight lifting class that was in a building behind one of the schools parking lots so everyone in the class had to walk through the parking lot. For no reason I can remember, I spit on a friend's car one day in passing. Another friend I was taking the class with thought it funny and we just kept walking. The next day, he brought it up and to humor him I spit on it again and he did the same. This just kinda built up and soon nearly everyone in the whole class spit on it as they walked by. It was fucking funny to hear the theories the friend that owned the car came up with about all that, not knowing what was really going on.

I was an asshole growing up.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I only did it to this guy because he hit me with his truck whiel I was on my bike and i went through his garage door.

 

[Ellestin]

was that a gay thing to do?

Hell no.

You should have written EMOFAG on the rear with your semen.

I hate silly behaviour with vehicles.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I'm gonna write that on something when i'm hammered now. hmmm...

mailbox? store window? door? hmmm

what should I write EMOFAG on?

 

[Ellestin]

what should I write EMOFAG on?

Let's see...

Your own forehead? Tattooed?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

fuck that, how about your balls. haha, j/k <3

 

[dorian gray]

Hell no.

You should have written EMOFAG on the rear with your semen.

I hate silly behaviour with vehicles.

meh, it was on a busy street in downtown nashville. the owner of both cars were probably not too far away. hmm, in retrospect i shouldve just waited for them.

 

[dorian gray]

Ahhh spitting on cars. That brings back memories. When I was in high school......

thats actually pretty funny

 

[Ellestin]

hmm, in retrospect i shouldve just waited for them.

Probably but that's not a very metal thing to do. I shouldn't say, my only argument over parking incident I had with a tree trunk. Stubbornness and insults didn't help much, and it had no fucking insurance WTF

 

[NAD]

i spit on rudely parked cars. to me it's the perfect solution, i mean you get back at someone in a completely childish manner, but without the guilt from something like a slashed tire or keyed door.

although one time i went to Target and some Mercedes took up like 3 spaces so i parked perpendicular to the passenger door, about 6 inches away. unfortunately i came out of the store before the idiot did, i should've done it to the driver's side anyhow. bonus points: i only did that because i had a chick with me, and she got a kick out of it.

 

[lizard]

I blew up a rubber glove one day, and then tied it up so it was like a giant swollen hand balloon. Then I took it and some rubber bands out to the parking lot and strung some of them together, and then tied one end to the glove and the other end to our sysadmin's front license plate.

he goes driving home and he's on I-70 for his 45 minute ride home and he told me just as he gets up to speed, the inflated glove slowly rose up over the hood of the car and started waving at him. Cars were going by going, WTF? and laughing.

 

[Mormagil]

x e^293

 

[lurch70]

at the glove story ...

so you guys started the spitting in porn trend I see

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

so you guys started the spitting in porn trend I see

that shits gross.
makes me pack up my toys and go play something else. Like a computer game or with a good book.

 

[dorian gray]

Probably but that's not a very metal thing to do. I shouldn't say, my only argument over parking incident I had with a tree trunk. Stubbornness and insults didn't help much, and it had no fucking insurance WTF

no, i meant wait for them so i could have a few choice words. haha, not wait so they could move their cars. hahaha is there anything less metal than that?

 

[dorian gray]

LOL @ lizards and 5 year olds stories

 

[lizard]

It worked better than I ever imagined...see...I'm a big concept guy....