Rude parkers

[dorian gray]

it was so complex i didnt see where you were going with the story until the very end. and even then i had to read it again. pure genius.

btw: does anyone else have problems with their mirrors constantly getting moved by fatties walking to close to your car in the parking lot?

and secondly, anyone ever witness a parking lot accident where the offending person drives off without any attempt at reconciliation?

 

[lizard]

btw: does anyone else have problems with their mirrors constantly getting moved by fatties walking to close to your car in the parking lot?

ewwwww
then your mirror is coated with flakes of fattie skin and grease and when you adjust your mirror you are aborbing fattiness into your system and becoming part fattie!

maybe you're being stocked by a gang of fatties.....they WANT you. to eat

and secondly, anyone ever witness a parking lot accident where the offending person drives off without any attempt at reconciliation?

yup.

 

[dorian gray]

haha, i figure it's fat people because *i* can barely squeeze past my mirrors and im a svelte 190.

is there a story relating to the parking lot accident?

 

[lizard]

oh, I've seen little fender benders all the time in parking lots and of course most of the time that I've seen, the guy who takes off is young and probably doesn't have insurance or doesn't give a fuck...but once, I saw this old geezer in a Delta 888 back up and bash into a nipponese car and put a pretty good dent in it...and then he looked behind himself and took off at approx. a sprightly seven miles an hour.

the other day I was backing into a spot where we were going to lunch and I crashed into one of the awning's wooden support posts. not a speck of trouble for the mighty Lincoln, but I cracked the post, and it was about six by six.

Lincoln Town Cars rule.

 

[dorian gray]

lol @ the old geezer
and i was going to ask how the town car was holding up
big ass cars fucking rule. id take either a buick lacrosse or toyota avalon and not hear a word from the naysayers

 

[lizard]

what's funny iz, when there's a black dude up ahead and he glances and sees the Lincoln he's like, "yo that some bad ride..." and then he sees the white man in it and I always imagine he's like, "fo shizzle, wtf up wit that?"

 

[lizard]