say something about ... yourself!

I can just imagine a table absolutely covered in food. Pizzas, finger food, heaps and heaps of bacon, steak, chips, dip, fries, chilli, curries, fajitas, lasange...

Will, I suppose $500 is only £250, so you're probably right.

Maybe $1000 is better.
 
I'd want it to be so filling we all had to take a nap afterwards. Moreover, I'd like to see ALOT of belt slackening during the meal.

AND it'd have to be a place that sells haggis.
 
We could get a hotel room for afterwards and cover the entire thing in plastic. We'll have a "No Pants No Bathroom" party and just get totally wasted, lock up the bathroom and shit and piss whereever and whenever we felt like it.

100% indulgence