say something about ... yourself!
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Kvlt Wench
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Captain Beard
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Kvlt Wench
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Started charging me a monthly fee for my checking account again. And:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/27/obama-officials-tells-cit_n_161202.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/27/obama-officials-tells-cit_n_161202.html
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Super Mahrio
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I missed the puppybowl, so there went my day.
otherwise all a football is good for is groin hits
Im just sarding it up playing some Zelda
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This. I wouldn't be fake or anything, but just be confident in your surroundings and whatever you do. Chicks like guys with confidence because girls usually lack it in some areas and would like to feel safe and secure with someone. The chicks who are full of confidence need a guy with confidence just so he can keep up with her and she doesn't have to hold his hand everywhere. So you can see that either way yer gonna need it.
Bottom line: CONFIDENCE IS EVERYTHING. Confidence would have gotten the Elephant Man laid.
Here's some food for thought: remember that girls want someone they can really connect with, unless they just wanna fuck. Small talk is bullshit and they can sense that shit right off the bat...avoid that at all costs. If you find something strong in common between you two, pounce on it...if you're a good communicator, they'll let their guard down and give you a chance.
Did you ever wonder why girls are always attracted to really funny guys? They aren't attracted to them because they make them laugh; they're attracted to them because the way they communicate whatever it is they're communicating, whether it be funny, serious, whatever. Their best way of communication just happens to be through laughter. Stand-up comics get laid like rock stars, and it definitely isn't because they're all beautiful guys.
Above all, don't sell out. Don't pretend to like, do, or feel anything that isn't you. Girls like confidence because they respect confidence and respect someone who has confidence, and vice versa. Think about it: would you want to be with someone who never has an opinion of their own and is like a shadow?
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Fucking Christ man, your autobiographer is going to have to quote everything you say in shorthand if they want it in less then 35 volumes.
Lord Foul
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Dead Winter
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John needs advice, and it should be more than "just be confident, man".
I am a genuinely nice guy and in the past I was very passive, very polite, and the stalwart gentleman. While these are good qualities, I quickly learned growing up that while girls appreciate these things, they aren't what drive them wild. I realized that once I started truly being myself and really let MY OWN guard down that I got somewhere. I've never heard a girl scream "Oh my God, you're so nice!!!!" while riding my cock.
I am a genuinely nice guy and in the past I was very passive, very polite, and the stalwart gentleman. While these are good qualities, I quickly learned growing up that while girls appreciate these things, they aren't what drive them wild. I realized that once I started truly being myself and really let MY OWN guard down that I got somewhere. I've never heard a girl scream "Oh my God, you're so nice!!!!" while riding my cock.
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Dead Winter
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My autobiographer would be me, since it's an AUTObiography and not a biography.
Besides, I'm writing that myself to save them the trouble. I've been gathering notes for the past few years and I'm waiting for a big breakthrough in my life to be the catalyst for writing it. Hopefully the band will get somewhere and I can do something interesting with it.
I've led a pretty eclectic, strange, and extreme life in a relatively short period of time that I think some would find interesting. Paris Hilton gave me the idea. I figured if she could "write" a book about herself, which is pretty much nothing and people will buy the shit out of it, then the shit I've seen, done, and experienced in my short life would be at least minimally interesting to some readers. It's gonna touch on the subject of actually how boring and vapid most celebrity biographies are, and how more interesting (at least in my point of view) some average people can be.
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Super Mahrio
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Well, you see, that's why it will be a book. Only people who can read without having to look at the pictures will probably read it, so tl;dr won't be necessary.
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Nah, I'd be surprised if it's more than 200 pages. You gotta remember I just turned 30 not too long ago. I'm not very old.
The thing I'm having problems with is remembering all the different shit I've done in the past 20 years and how drastically my life changed every few years until now. Until I left the military, I was basically reinventing myself every two years or so. It's gonna be tough trying to get back into the mindset I was in back in the 90's and during the military and the crazy and sometimes stupid decisions I made; decisions that affect me to this day. Decisions like getting married really young, putting all your complete trust in someone and giving them every last part of yourself when they didn't deserve it and the only thing you got back was abuse and a divorce.
I've always learned my lessons the hard way, and then swearing off any form of relationship for years until you meet someone on a train coming back from Milan on New Year's Day, heartbroken, dejected, and angry, you've let yourself be fooled again by someone who told you how special you were to them and how much they loved you. The strangest thing was that the thing that killed my last two relationships was the same thing makes my relationship with Annalisa so strong. Sitting on a train for four hours in your own misery, you drop a cd on the floor by accident and the right person happens to get on the train in YOUR car at the right time and the conversation starts from there. You then find out that this person lives 10 km from you and you both know the same people, yet you've never met. She was supposed to catch another train but missed it, I was supposed to leave on an earlier one but opted for the later one. If I hadn't dropped that cd by accident, she never would have approached me, I never would've met her, she never would've shown me how incomplete my life was without her, and I wouldn't be here right now. It's like a fucking fairy tale but I'll spare you the details unless you want a reeeeaaaaallly long post.
The thing I'm having problems with is remembering all the different shit I've done in the past 20 years and how drastically my life changed every few years until now. Until I left the military, I was basically reinventing myself every two years or so. It's gonna be tough trying to get back into the mindset I was in back in the 90's and during the military and the crazy and sometimes stupid decisions I made; decisions that affect me to this day. Decisions like getting married really young, putting all your complete trust in someone and giving them every last part of yourself when they didn't deserve it and the only thing you got back was abuse and a divorce.
I've always learned my lessons the hard way, and then swearing off any form of relationship for years until you meet someone on a train coming back from Milan on New Year's Day, heartbroken, dejected, and angry, you've let yourself be fooled again by someone who told you how special you were to them and how much they loved you. The strangest thing was that the thing that killed my last two relationships was the same thing makes my relationship with Annalisa so strong. Sitting on a train for four hours in your own misery, you drop a cd on the floor by accident and the right person happens to get on the train in YOUR car at the right time and the conversation starts from there. You then find out that this person lives 10 km from you and you both know the same people, yet you've never met. She was supposed to catch another train but missed it, I was supposed to leave on an earlier one but opted for the later one. If I hadn't dropped that cd by accident, she never would have approached me, I never would've met her, she never would've shown me how incomplete my life was without her, and I wouldn't be here right now. It's like a fucking fairy tale but I'll spare you the details unless you want a reeeeaaaaallly long post.
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Dead Winter
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No, I'm the flower sweeper at the end of the parade in the Bullwinkle cartoon intro.
