say something about ... yourself!

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Before you submit that post, I disclaim they were left in my fridge by someone else after a party haha. It's really not that terrible, but I'm glad I didn't pay for it :lol:
 
Cap'n, I may need to enlist your ninjas to help me out in a testicle-smashing spree. If I don't get a satisfactory statement from the victim, he can say goodbye to his junk and balls.
I'll send the female, she just got dumped by her ninja-boyfriend and retaliated by completely unraveling his testicles, boiling the tubules, and forcing him to eat the unholy spaghetti.

Seeing Slough Feg at a gay bar tomorrow.
Bonus points if they cover that Gay Bar song.