aaand now i have stomach cramps. niiiice.
that's almost too gross...same here, thanks to long john silvers (it was free) and cookies. i just burped and a little bit of long john silversy vomit came up my throat
never again!
I'll send the female, she just got dumped by her ninja-boyfriend and retaliated by completely unraveling his testicles, boiling the tubules, and forcing him to eat the unholy spaghetti.Cap'n, I may need to enlist your ninjas to help me out in a testicle-smashing spree. If I don't get a satisfactory statement from the victim, he can say goodbye to his junk and balls.
Bonus points if they cover that Gay Bar song.Seeing Slough Feg at a gay bar tomorrow.
Relocate to Seattle and you got a deal.
I'll send the female, she just got dumped by her ninja-boyfriend and retaliated by completely unraveling his testicles, boiling the tubules, and forcing him to eat the unholy spaghetti.