say something about ... yourself!

[Super Mahrio]

its the creepy mothman sounds in the corners of the office and the twinkies from 1987 in the vending machines that did it, huh Cara!
yay for TV in Isabel's room!

 

[Undefined]

I hear the record for the old unit I worked at on tard hill was 45 minutes. She saw poo and vomit on some sick guy and said "I quit, nope."

I'm always happy to see the compassion in your statements in regards to the people whom you care for, I'm sue theirs is truly a quality existence with you around!

 

[Captain Beard]

They're given adequate care and supervision. I'd say I'm a better role model than some parents, half are drug or alcohol babies.

 

[Undefined]

I'm still not even sure what you do, I just hear you talk about retards so I assume the mentally handicapped are in your care at some point?

 

[Captain Beard]

I don't do politically correct, it softens the truth. They're quite clearly retarded. A blind man can be classed as mentally handicapped if the visual cortex is damaged but he's otherwise of sound mind.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Who is avatar man?

http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/muzak_files_for_bankruptcy

The Onion

every time i read that achewood comic i just go, "huh?"

I guess it's an acquired taste. If you follow the story line and can get into that type of humor it brings the lolz.

 

[Captain Beard]

I wish it were true.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I'm Boba the Fett. My backpack's got jets.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Kitty cat is saying MRREEEEOOOWW!

 

[Captain Beard]

What does it want?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Attention.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

He's rolling around with his turkey toy yeowling and showing off his big fluffy white tummy. Awww.

But he was so scared when the cable guy was over hammering cables to the wall. I put him in my parents' room so he could hide under their blankets.

 

[Captain Beard]

What's the other beast up to?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

He hasn't been back. After he shit on the floor three times, my mom kicked him out. Poor old kitty. I honestly think and hope he's dead by now so he's not suffering, and didn't have to stay outside through those gnarly rainstorms we've been having.

 

[Undefined]

But he was so scared when the cable guy was over hammering cables to the wall.

I can imagine some fat fuck literally hammering the cables into the drywall

 

[Captain Beard]

Plumbers are usually the fat ones down here.

 

[Dead Winter]

My adopted brother got put in jail, . What a fucking loser. I hope he gets fucked in the ass every day for putting my parents through fucking hell the last three years.

They're not bailing him out until the Army calls him to go to basic training, because that's just about the only place he's got left besides prison.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I really need to stop using ebay.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Had an awesome bacon cheeseburger, and now my feet hurt. I think my veins are clogging up.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

My adopted brother got put in jail, . What a fucking loser. I hope he gets fucked in the ass every day for putting my parents through fucking hell the last three years.

They're not bailing him out until the Army calls him to go to basic training, because that's just about the only place he's got left besides prison.

I'm sorry to hear that, Chris... what did he do? :/





Btw, I just installed AIM at my office computer. It is encouraged here to AIM
everybody... so yeah AIM me