say something about ... yourself!

[Shpongled]

(1:31:43 PM) Shpongled: mmmmmm got my bacon fix
(1:33:49 PM) Shpongled: Maria's Masterpiece
(1:34:02 PM) Shpongled: turkey and bacon on a crispy baguette
(1:34:11 PM) Shpongled: came with oniopns but of course i ordered without
(1:34:19 PM) Shpongled: cajun tater tots on the side
(1:34:25 PM) Shpongled: and two TERMINATOR STOUTS
(1:34:29 PM) Shpongled: <3 friday lunches
(1:34:44 PM) Shpongled: and everyone else paid for me since my birthday is this weekend
(1:44:47 PM) Shpongled: bacon motherfuckers!
(1:44:50 PM) Shpongled: DO
(1:44:51 PM) Shpongled: YOU
(1:44:52 PM) Shpongled: SPEAK
(1:44:54 PM) Shpongled: IT?
(1:47:02 PM) NoLordy: Bacon is good

 

[Nikki]

Naaayyy for the monthly process that comes with them!

Every month it's a different emotion, this time, it's depression!!!

YAY DEPRESSION!

 

[Captain Beard]

Have some Ben N Jerrys?

 

[Methadrenal]

ngh....I'm getting hypoglycemic....can't be assed to eat, though.

 

[Captain Beard]

Then demand to be spoon fed.

 

[Methadrenal]

Nah, I will go get something in a while.

 

[Super Mahrio]

hey guess what? im gonna go to Disneyland this weekend! no lie!

 

[Shpongled]

Nah, I will go get something in a while.

then you CAN be assed to eat.

Thus, you're a liar.

 

[Methadrenal]

then you CAN be assed to eat.

Thus, you're a liar.

I couldn't be assed at the time I posted that.

I do however start being assed when my blood sugar gets low enough.

 

[Undefined]

All his spoons are burnt and caked in meth though

 

[Methadrenal]

I had some sugar dissolved in water. Feel loads better.

 

[Altitudes]

So... is methadrenal a guy or a really f*cked up looking girl?

 

[Methadrenal]

So... is methadrenal a guy or a really f*cked up looking girl?

I'm a fucked up looking girl. Wanna see my hypertrophied clitoris? I'll do you up the ass with it if you'd like!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Titties will suffice.

 

[Super Mahrio]

I'm a fucked up looking girl. Wanna see my hypertrophied clitoris? I'll do you up the ass with it if you'd like!

yes please!

 

[Altitudes]

W*oa th*re, wat*h t*e l*ngu*age!

 

[Methadrenal]

Mahrio, can I ask why you have 'Cavern Vagina' as your tag line?

 

[Shpongled]

take one guess first.

 

[Super Mahrio]

Mahrio, can I ask why you have 'Cavern Vagina' as your tag line?

because my vajayjay is the portal to the ninth dimention via a cavern of course...

 

[Brooks]

My coworker cranked Sleep's Dopesmoker today, and subjected my side of the office to it's entire 63 minute glory.

My job is cool.


...procession of the weed priests...