say something about ... yourself!

lindsay's coming over tomorrow night before will gets here and we're dying my hair... just a darker brown, but everyone says it'd look good on me. and i'll get the measurements done to send to isabel. for real this time.
 
I'm taking the three 8month old cats to the Humane Society today. I've spent the last 9 months trying to find a home for them, but absolutely no one out of over 20 people I contacted ever followed through. Assholes.

This is gonna be hard - not because I'm attached, but because they're really good at hiding. I haven't seen em in over an hour already, and I wanted to leave the house half an hour ago.

SEATTLEITES! - Any of you want a cat? i'll drive it down there even.
 
I have a ingrown nose hair, and it fucking hurts.

Buddy of mine had that in his ass crack, developed into a cyst. Was cut open to reduce pressure and he had to live with the open spot (all the way through to the tailbone) for several weeks before they finally removed the cyst and stitched him up.

Of course, me made absolutely no fun of him for bleeding out his ass (South Park reference) and having to cry while taking a shit...
 
In a "Im unhappy with guys" moment. It's like some don't have the common sense to know how a girl's going to react to what they're doing. No details needed, you just know I'm right.

It's usually not on purpose. We just don't understand your kind.

There's the theory of clashing cultures: Women communicate more implicitly, while men are more about explicit communication.

= If you don't tell us what the fuck is wrong, how are we supposed to know?
 
The guy has known me long enough to know what he did would hurt. And instead of recognizing that I'm upset about it, he plays it off as no big deal in an attempt to get me to calm down (because he doesn't want me to be angry at him) instead OF JUST TALKING ABOUT IT so that I have a better understanding of the situation.

I dunno. I feel like if I try to explain it, I'll go off on a Resonator-like rant and eventually come off sounding like a bitch because no one knows what I'm talking about.