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I see, I thought you meant you were setting up a perimeter because she was some insane stalker.
say something about ... yourself!
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Cat5Messiah
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I'm actually curious to know if she drove by my house last night to see if my car was here. I told her that I was going to Seattle because I wanted to hang out alone and do what I wanted to do without her bitching. I know I lied but I didn't want to tell her that I didn't want her over because she'd get all emotional and shit.
If I do in fact find out that she drove by my house, that's all I need to do the deed.
If I do in fact find out that she drove by my house, that's all I need to do the deed.
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Cat5Messiah
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Cat5Messiah
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I'll work on it. I'm just going to try to distant myself a little more so that it'll be easier.
Captain Beard
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A good way to distance her is to get extremely powerful colognes and BATHE yourself in them. She'd refuse to come with 5 yards.
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Captain Beard
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What, you're trying to mate with the Asians? Coat yourself in soy sauce instead, will have the desired effects of both.
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Ok, you might need an imported car that's painted horribly with flames and Asian designs. And it has to fart.
...coatedinsoysauce
...coatedinsoysauce
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Cat5Messiah said:
Honestly, as a chick who has been rejected multiple times, I always wished that the guys would've just been straightforward instead of being sketchy and ignoring phone calls and such. Just tell her the truth.
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Will never completely understand human behavior. Not even my own.
But, I'm bored, and conversative enough to try to talk to people for a while before I go to bed. How do YOU tell the guys you're not interested?
And since I'm also hopped on scotch (still) I may as well also ask what your reaction to a man wearing a gallon of cologne would be, and then, a gallon of soy sauce. I need to test my theories.
But, I'm bored, and conversative enough to try to talk to people for a while before I go to bed. How do YOU tell the guys you're not interested?
And since I'm also hopped on scotch (still) I may as well also ask what your reaction to a man wearing a gallon of cologne would be, and then, a gallon of soy sauce. I need to test my theories.
Cat5Messiah
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Telling the guys you're not interested is simple if you're heterosexual.
Oh you were asking Isabel.
Oh you were asking Isabel.
Captain Beard
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No, you can answer too, why not. Thought it would have been weirder had it been directed at you.
In YOUR case, FEMALE doing same.
In YOUR case, FEMALE doing same.
Cat5Messiah
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Honestly, I was single for quite a while after high school. I moved around too much to have anything steady so I never was in a relationship. When Brianna and I broke up in 2004, we never officially broke up but yea....she cheated on me and I moved back to Seattle. After that, I was single for a few years until Kristin.
The last time I think I broke up with someone was in middle school and back then, we'd have our peers do our dirty work. I remember the last person I broke up with and goddamn, I regret it because she got hot.
Damnit David, now I'm tempted to have a drink.
The last time I think I broke up with someone was in middle school and back then, we'd have our peers do our dirty work. I remember the last person I broke up with and goddamn, I regret it because she got hot.
Damnit David, now I'm tempted to have a drink.
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I keep a large collection of beer and spirits around when I get too philosophical about past mistakes.
I'd prefer to be glad with what I have than miss what I no longer do. My scotch seems to elevate my mood for long periods, and the crash isn't bad because I drift into sleep and wake up feeling... well, disjointed, but man if it doesn't make the next day entertaining, feeling as if you're only halfway into the fabric of reality. Just gotta keep a limit on the amounts.
I'd prefer to be glad with what I have than miss what I no longer do. My scotch seems to elevate my mood for long periods, and the crash isn't bad because I drift into sleep and wake up feeling... well, disjointed, but man if it doesn't make the next day entertaining, feeling as if you're only halfway into the fabric of reality. Just gotta keep a limit on the amounts.
Cat5Messiah
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I'm having some Wild Turkey American Honey at the moment. I consumed way too much caffeine earlier and I need a little something to relax while configuring Snort.
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Ahh yes the jitters. Hate those.
You know I usually hate liquor, but this scotch I have... Oban single malt, 14 year... so damn smooth. And as I said, the infamous next-day disconnection from reality when you've had a few...
I gotta drink beer more often again, I'm liking this stuff too much, and i know my liver isn't a fan... heh. Good thing I gap about a week between having a glass or 3.
How does American Honey work? Is it sweet?
You know I usually hate liquor, but this scotch I have... Oban single malt, 14 year... so damn smooth. And as I said, the infamous next-day disconnection from reality when you've had a few...
I gotta drink beer more often again, I'm liking this stuff too much, and i know my liver isn't a fan... heh. Good thing I gap about a week between having a glass or 3.
How does American Honey work? Is it sweet?
Cat5Messiah
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It's pretty sweet, honestly. It's considered a liqueur but it's 71 proof, which isn't bad at all. I will say that it is pretty damn smooth and goes down very easy. The taste is a little too potent but it is very consumable.
