say something about ... yourself!

[Captain Beard]

She walked right into that one.

 

[Morganna]

Stop hovering you dirty whores, you spray the seat. What are you, Filipino? CLEAN IT UP.

Hahha, I hover in a public rest room, but I don't spray the seat. I have magic piss powers.

 

[Nikki]

 

[Cat5Messiah]

So I think my girlfriend is pissed off at me because I can't give her the attention she requires. I don't know....I'm having mixed feelings about her and pretty much regret being in a relationship with her. I want to give it a chance but deep down inside, I don't think she's right for me yet I don't have the heart to tell her how I feel because it would devastate her.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

It's time to read Spawn comics then go to bed.
Came home for the night and my parents decided to turn the A/C off so the upstairs is annoyingly muggish and hot.

 

[Captain Beard]

So I think my girlfriend is pissed off at me because I can't give her the attention she requires. I don't know....I'm having mixed feelings about her and pretty much regret being in a relationship with her. I want to give it a chance but deep down inside, I don't think she's right for me yet I don't have the heart to tell her how I feel because it would devastate her.

One last hot sexy time then?

 

[Cat5Messiah]

You know what's sad, David? I don't even enjoy having sex with her.

 

[Captain Beard]

You've obviously never fucked her up the ass with no lube.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Me no like stinky bum bum.

 

[Captain Beard]

Hmm, good point. Give her a good fisting?

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Not really into fisting, either.

 

[Captain Beard]

It's time to read Spawn comics then go to bed.
Came home for the night and my parents decided to turn the A/C off so the upstairs is annoyingly muggish and hot.

Then you must read naked. I promise no ninjas will be there. They're all watching Six String Samurai anyway.

Not really into fisting, either.

Then you must... I dunno, is she good at farewell head?

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Actually, yea. Though, she always complains about how long it takes and never finishes.....I'll just jerk off.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Just break up with her. Postponing it isn't going to help anything.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I hate being the bringer of bad news, is the problem. After I told her that we shouldn't live together anymore, she was going to break up with me because she assumed that because I didn't want us living together, I had lost interest in her (which is kind of true). But apparently, something I did (when I was very drunk I might add) caused her not to break up with me but I wish she would have.

I'm like the "consultants" from Office Space: "We fixed the glitch." Yea, I'm kind of a pussy for being like this but oh well. It'll happen soon, I can feel it.

 

[Captain Beard]

Hire a singing telegram to tell her it's over?

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Whenever I picture a singing telegram, I ALWAYS think of Clue.

I should write a song about it but instead, I'm configuring my IDS box.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I know it's not a fun thing to do, but telling her later isn't going to be any easier than telling her now. Especially if you supposedly gave her some ray of hope, dragging it out is just going to make it harder for her to hear.

Also omfg my mom NEVER reads the labels on things she buys. Even though my dad specifically reminded her beforehand, she came home from the supermarket with two tubes of "Caribbean Cool" flavored toothpaste. :zombie: I need to get a car so that buying my own groceries isn't such a hassle.

 

[Captain Beard]

Whenever I picture a singing telegram, I ALWAYS think of Clue.

I should write a song about it but instead, I'm configuring my IDS box.

What is that?

I know it's not a fun thing to do, but telling her later isn't going to be any easier than telling her now. Especially if you supposedly gave her some ray of hope, dragging it out is just going to make it harder for her to hear.

Also omfg my mom NEVER reads the labels on things she buys. Even though my dad specifically reminded her beforehand, she came home from the supermarket with two tubes of "Caribbean Cool" flavored toothpaste. I need to get a car so that buying my own groceries isn't such a hassle.

Motorcycle. You need one.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

What is that?

IDS? Intrusion Detection System. I built a box with some spare parts a while back and was using it as a distributed computing machine. I threw Ubuntu 9.04 server on it and VirtualBox on it yesterday and am setting shit up right now. I SSH into the machine, run Smoothwall in a VM using Headless and then RDP into the VM. Right now I'm just trying to get the interfaces configured, set up the firewall rules and configure everything else before I put it between my modem and my router.